A List of Lists
Things We Have Tried to Keep Steve's One Bad Cat From Going Where She's Not Supposed To Things My Current Roommate Felt The Need to Move Into Our New House That I Felt the Need to Relieve Us Of Names of Vendors in the Marketplace Section of "Chicago Social Interiors" Magazine Some Good Things About Living in a Polygamist Compound According to the Knot.com, Wedding Planning Things I Am Late For (And My Excuses For Them) Ways In Which My Fiance Thinks I am Like a Hobbit (fictional or anthropological) Words to Describe Heather Mills' $50 Million Divorce Settlement from Paul McCartney Things I Like About You Best Anagrams for Barack Obama* Things I Hope They Don't Find Out About Me When I Run For President What's Fidel Castro Going to Do With His Retirement? Potential Names for the Next Funny Ha-Ha as Brainstormed by My Fiance and Me What's Kathy Hilton's Secret? Kinds of Snowflakes The Character List: Archetypes Most Likely to be Seen Tonight on the American Idol Season Debut Best And Worst Names Group Names from the 2008 Sketchfest Program (you decide which is which) On The Twelve Days of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me How Many Pairs of Boots are Necessary? What Could Ruutu Have Been Arrested For? Best-Named Forefathers of Our New Puppy According to Lily Allen's Definition, Other Things That Are Arrogant Recent Movies That My Tivo Thought I Would Like and Recorded For Me Things Other Than a Baby That Can Explain That 'Bump' Halloween Costumes That Other People Might Not 'Get' Off the Bat Some of the Most Intriguingly-Named Proposed Panels for South by Southwest 2008 Items From the Neiman Marcus Christmas Catalogue You May Buy Me For Christmas Since I Already Have Everything Else I Could Ever Possibly Want or Need (real) Bible Themed Baby Shower Games I Found Online Reasons Why I Am Reluctant to Learn Excel My Fall Wardrobe Wish List Best Names of London Gangs Favorite Things for People to Needlepoint, According to a Google Image Search for "Needlepoint" Tips for Beating the Heat MLB Stadiums I've Been To The Groups That I Belong to on Facebook and Wholeheartedly Believe In Names of Some Fireworks Retailers in Indiana How Many Different Kinds of Badger Hats Are There?List: per the label, the ingredients in my 1 lb bag of safeway peeled baby-cut carrots
Movies in my Netflix Queue That I am Somewhat Likely to Return Without Viewing
Reasons Why Chicago Would Be Better Than Rio de Janeiro to Host the 2016 Olympics
Which Comments From the Daily Puppy Blog are Real And Which Did I Make Up?
Contextual Ads That Come Up With the Sent Messages from My Gmail Account
Things That Will Make Me Avoid Buying Your Product
Equal Opportunity Offensive Abuses of the First Amendment
ChicagoTribune.com Readers' Descriptions of a Woman Who Breast Fed Another Woman's Baby
The Zulkey.com Five Year Anniversary Inventory
DigitalVisionPlus Cable Stations I Just Subscribed To That I Probably Don't Need
Possible Spellings of Anna Nicole Smith's Baby's Name
It's Currently 0° Here In Chicago: What's Good About It?
Some Famous Alumni From My High School
Things I Contemplated Writing About This Morning But Didn't
Best Reasons to Get Out and Vote
Worst Things to Give Out to Trick or Treaters
What Are the Toppings on This Pizza?
Who Did Dennis Green and the Arizona Cardinals Think The Bears Were?
The Seven Stages of Finding Out North Korea Conducted a Nuclear Test
Features of Seneca Caverns in Ohio, "The Caviest Caves in the USA"
What Other Drugs to Give Your Baby to Improve Baby's Demanor
Who Else is Very Disappointed in You?
Reasons Why Female Astronauts Rarely Get to Participate in Space Walks
Constructive Things Your Vigilante Mob Can Do Instead of Beating and Killing Someone
What Do Zulkey.com's Lists Say About Me?
These are the Lees I Work With
What Else Will Befall the Cubs?
Products for Sale in the Donkey Product Catalog in Conjunction with Miniature Donkey Talk Magazine
If Hips Did Lie, What Would They Lie About?
Most Britishey Titled BBC DVDs sold in the Acorn Catalogue
The Banal Crap Guys Sitting Behind Me on A Plane Talked About For Two and a Half Hours
Names Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Wanted to Name Their Baby But Decided Would Be Too Traumatic
Sample Book Titles Based on the Truly Original Formula
Answers to the Question "Do You Sudoku?"
Names of Upcoming Cirque du Soleil Shows
Friends of Kansas City Royals First Base Coach Brian Poldberg
Names from 2004's Cows at Bases Loaded
5, an Elite Angus Auction at Coors Field
in Denver
Sequels to "Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector"
Things to Do to Celebrate Pi Day
Guest listmaker David Gianatasio: "If The Other Famous Lenin Had Been In The Beatles, We'd Have..."
The American Idol Top 24 Contestants Evaluation
Why You Should Be My Valentine
Things I am Most Enraged About
Hot Cosmetic Procedures in 2006
Other Authors Whose Identities Are Being Called Into Question
Relatively Attainable New Year's Resolutions
Some Potential Names for Your Pet Miniature Goat
Dishes from the December Bon Appetit That I Would Like to Make But Probably Won't
Least Interesting Urban Legends
Variations on Scientology's "Silent Birth"
Fun Activities to Do in the Wisconsin Dells According to the 2005 Travel & Attraction Guide
Ways to Spice Up Your Business Presentation
Games One Can Play With One's Parrot, According to a Website I Found
Rafael Palmeiro's Backup Excuses
Things We Love to Hate About Hurricane Katrina
Topics on the BabyFaceDolls.com Bulletin Board
More Zulkey.com Referrals, Or, What Are
People Googling to Get To My Site?
Alternate Titles for Bonnie Fuller's Book
Other Dangerous Objects the City of Chicago Is Thinking About Banning
Names of the Ladies Featured on the Sticky Pages of Don Diva Issue 21
Best Ways to Prove Your Innocence
Famous People I Have Met or Been in Close Proximity To
Names of the Finalists from the 2004 "Cutest Pet in Huntsville, AL" Contest
Other Ways to Tell Your Date She's Eating Too Much
Most Common Reasons Given by "American Idol" Contestants for Choosing the Songs They Sing
Upcoming topics for the Times' Sunday Styles Section
Reasons to Wear Your Sunglasses Indoors
Animals I Will be "Sad" to See Go Extinct
New Complete Idiot's Guide Volumes
Names of Most Popular Quizzes Over at Quizzila
Most Expensive Foods You Can Buy From Dean & Deluca.com
Contacts I Did Not See in Paris' Phone Book
Neighborhoods in Chicago That I Had Never Heard of Prior to Making this List
Groundhog Names Across the Country
Things I Will Miss About Sammy Sosa
Top Ten Reasons Why Ponchos are Out This Year
Possible Titles for the Lifetime Movie Based on the Occurrence When I Kidnap My Best Friend's Baby
Songs My Neighbor Plays Loud Enough for Me to Hear Through the Wall While He Chain-Smokes
Christmas Commercials That Can Go Away Now
Innovative Ways U2 is Promoting Their New Album
What the Gossip Columnists Have Labeled Me
When P. Diddy Says "Vote or Die", How Exactly Does He Plan on Killing Us if We Don't Vote?
What topics are most important to female voters this election?
What's G-g-g-gotten into G-g-g-g-Unit?
Favorite Sayings When Somebody Tries to Wake Me Up
What Are We Saying About Celebrities to Make Us Feel Better About Ourselves?
970th-1000th Most Popular Baby Names of 1990
Guest Listmaker: Stevie Kuenn, "Things I Found in My New Office"
Things That Race on the Scoreboard at US Cellular Field
Pals of Velvet Revolver, The Velvet Underground, and Mel Torme
Guest Listmaker: Rob Theakston
What Have I Spilled On Myself This Week, and On What?
Creations I've Been Able to Master From My Daily Origami Calendar
Guest Listmaker: Leonard Pierce: My Pickup Lines
Most Helpful Captions in This Week's US Weekly
Some Little Known Facts and Lies about Canadians
The Anniversaries of Your Twenties
The 2004 Chicago White Sox Starting Lineup's Anagrams
Doodles from a Notebook Left Behind at My House
Guest Listmaker: Rob Theakston, "Names of People Who Have Inexplicably Spammed in My Inbox"
Guest Lismaker, Ellen McLaren: "Actual Proposed Resolutions"
Guest Listmaker, Bob Cook: "The Song Downloads the Same"
Entries in the Guest Book at the Condo I Stayed At This Weekend
Things People are Anxious to Confess To, According to This Site.
Guest Listmaker: C*ryn Rousse*u, "Towns in Arkansas"
Guest Listmaker: Michael Ray, "Ridiculous Dances That People Do When Alone"
Items in My Day Planner, Some Real, Some Fake
Guest Listmaker: Amy Shearn, "Nonsensical Crowd Cheers"
Other Things Found in Saddam Hussein's
Spider Hole in Tikrit
Names of Miniature Horse Retailers
Guest Listmaker, AJ Daulerio, "Dine and Dash Alternatives"
Guest Listmaker: Cedric Stines, Three Hip-hop Artists and the Names They Rejected
Guest Listmaker: Liz McArdle, "Dumb Things I Have Been for Halloween."
Guest Listmaker: Amy Shearn, "I Would Like to Invite to My Party:"
Guest Listmaker, Eric Wrisley: "Spam or News Headlines? A Baker's Dozen"
Guest Listmaker: Kim Bosch. (Many a list)
Ways to Choose Football Picks If You Don't Know That Much About Football
Unexpected Side Effects of David Blaine's 44 Days Spent in a Box
Guest Listmaker: Kim Bosch-"Celebrities I would have sex with but not make babies with"
Guest Listmaker: Meghan Haynes: "Productive Post-Breakup Activities"
"Phrases I Have Never Uttered"
"Office Nicknames for Myself and Various Zulkey.com Interviewees*"
Guest Listmaker: AJ Daulerio- "Porn Names for Popular Board Games"
"Captions from No Lifeguard on Duty, by Janice Dickinson"
Guest Listmaker: Chris Cook: "Entries
From the Email Suggestion Box at Our Downstate Call Center"
"Expressions
I Have Invented"
Guest Listmaker: Tami
Pearce: "Lagniappes My Korean Deli Guy Has Surreptitiously Put in My
Bag"
"Interests
of the Georgetown University Class of 2001, Students With Last Names A-F,
According to the Freshman Facebook"
"My To-Do List"
(4 parts)
"Two
Great Lists With Too-Long Names"
"New Birthday Songs"
"Slogans for Zulkey.com"
Guest Listmaker: Heath Row: "New
Sci-Fi Channel Shows"
"Other Titles by Which Saddam
Hussein Demands to be Referred"
"Dumb Things for Smart People: Useless
Items Advertised in The New Yorker"
"Spring Colors, According to J. Crew"
"Best Anagrams for 'Claire Zulkey'"
"Books
on my Shelf at Work"
"War Mix Tape"
"Least Kinky Sexual Fetishes"
"Words and Phrases Unlikely to Be
Used by the President During the State of the Union Address"
"Items
in my Amazon Gold Box That I Passed Up, And Why"
"Most
Boring New Video Games"
“New Braunfels Smokehouse” Meats
My Father Has Received From His Clients For Christmas"
"Ads in The Monthly Aspectarian,
Midwest Edition, November, 2002"
"Coolest Brand Names"
"What Google Thinks of Me, According
to Googlism"
Guest Zulkey.com Listmaker: Ed Page: "Various
Individuals' Chances at Finding Love with Elizabeth Ellen, According to the
Eyeshot Love Calculator"
Guest Zulkey.com Diarist: Rachel McClusky.
List: "Potential First Names for the Zulkey.com Kangaroo"
"How To Spend Your First Sick Day
Home Alone in Your New Apartment"
"Favorite Words"
"The New Apartment Rundown"
"Items from the Neiman Marcus 2002
Christmas Book That You May Buy Me For Christmas"
"Names of Characters from my Second
City Writing Class Homework (Levels I & II) (Speaking Parts Only)"
"The Bathroom is the Most Dangerous
Room in the House"
"Things I Do Not Want to See, Hear,
Do, Wear or Say at My Bacholerette Party, Whenever That May Be"
"Lines from Zulkey.com Interviews
That Have Made Me Laugh Out Loud (Taken Out of Context)"
"Members of the Chicago White Sox
Club Who I Touched and/or Got a Photo With and/or Received an Autograph From,
Yesterday, in Alphabetical Order"
"Awards Given During the Teen Choice
Awards That, Frankly, I Disagree With"
"Dream Themes I Have Underlined in
My Dream Diary (Having Received it This Christmas)"
"My Least Favorite Words"
"Alternate Completions to Nelly's
"'It's Getting Hot in Herre...(So Take Off All Your Clothes)'"
"What is Soylent Green?"
"Lines from the R. Kelly Song, "Heaven,
I Need a Hug," That I Identify With"
"New Nicknames for Me"
"Nicknames"
"Things a Drunk Girl Must Do Before
Falling Asleep, in Ascending Importance (to many, the last one or two or ten
or so steps are optional and even unnecessary)"
"Sub-Urban Snaps"
"Some Things That My Art History
Professor Said During My Second Semester "Gender and Art" Class
That I Found Necessary to Write Down in My Notes"
May 28, 2002 List: "How to Have
Fun in Chicago..."
"Misleading Words"
"Terrible Fake Names"
"Pills and Soap"
"How to Have Fun in Chicago, According
to Fielding Smith"
"Some Things That Still Concern Me
at Age 23 That I Had Hoped to Have Cleared Up by 22"
"A List of the Things I Put in My
Mouth Yesterday As Allowed By The Hollywood Diet"
"Some Southern and Not-So-Southern
Food I Ate in Charleston Whilst Visiting My Friend Brooke"
"Admitted Prejudice: Things I Have
Decided I Don't Like Without Knowing Anything About Them"
"End Panels from "Archie Andrews, Where Are You?" (Number 75)"
"Books on My Shelf I Have Not Yet
Read"
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