Attention: I done published a novel. Please to buy it. And if you're in a spending mood, pick up this AV Club book to which I contributed.

The Last Five (Or So) Things I Wrote (Or Did):

EMusic: Review of Olivia Munn's Suck it, Wonderwoman!

AV Club: One magic pop-culture wish

AV Club: Ongoing coverage: American Idol

AV Club: Review of Angry Boys

AV Club: Ongoing coverage: "Podmass"