Attention: I done published a novel. Please to buy it. And if you're in a spending mood, pick up this AV Club book to which I contributed.

The Last Five Things I Wrote:

AV Club Review of "Saturday Night Live"'s Zach Galifianakis/Vampire Weekend episode

EMusic: Review: Written by Mark Halperin and John Heilemann's Game Change: Obama and the Clintons, McCain and Palin, and the Race of a Lifetime

AV Club: Contributor to "“You’re off the case!”: 19 instances where authorities were justifiably too close to a case to work on it"

LA Times: Show Tracker Coverage of "Project Runway"

AV Club: TV Club Coverage of "American Idol"