FIRST PERSON

AV Club:

"Better Late Than Never? It's a Wonderful Life"

Chicago Tribune:

"If You're Kissing, Don't Tell, Especially When You've Been Drinking."

Flakmag:

"Muscle Mania"
"Queer Eye for the Straight Girl"
Review of Unemployment
September 11 Feature: "Memories and Memorials"
"September 11: My Generation"
"Snow in April."
Review of Childhood, "The Ugly Years"
"Amazing Sea-Monkeys"

Knotmag:

"Polite to the End, and Afterwards"
"Post-College Cathies"

Knowumsayin:

"Stupor Bowl"

McSweeneys:
Reviews of New Food: "Cherimoya" (scroll down about halfway for it)

Meomore:

"Fun Fun Fun"

Midnight Mind Magazine:

"In Praise of the Hangover" (this might be the worst scan of all time)

The Morning News:
The Macca Attack
Saturday Night Fever

Parenthetical Note

"On More Highly Evolved Teeth"

Professor Barnhardt's Journal:

"Words of Wisdom"
"Guilty Pleasures"
"Why I Write"

This is Grand:

"Unrequited Love in the Morning"

Two Note Solo:

"Beard"