December 19, 2002
Today is the day togive the Disabled List a good name.
Hey, call me fashionably late.
In lieu of an actual Christmas vacation wherein I stop publishing
for a week or ten days, I have a much better idea, that won't leave all three
Zulkey.com readers shrugging their shoulders nonchalantly over my lack of
postings.
Send me your holiday stories. Specifically, I'd like to know, a
la this, kuckoo-krazy rituals your family has to celebrate the season.
OR, tell me about about your worst New Year's Eve. Mine, for instance,
was last year. It wasn't that I didn't have a lot of fun or got too drunk
or didn't get to kiss somebody at New Year's. It merely resulted in a lot
of blood and three stitches. But I'm sure you can top that.
I will run the holiday stories, provided I receive any, prior to Christmas.
Then, the New Year's stories will run through January 2nd. Then, onward to
2003. Which I have been dating my checks with already, just because I like
to practice.
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