December 8, 2003
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Today is the day to date a famous cartoonist.

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Answers to the Zulkey.com Quiz

Down:

1. Tuna
2. Nine potatoes
3. Justin Timberlake, Donald Rumsfeld
4. Gold teeth.
5. Jennifer Grey's old nose.
6. Come on be my baby tonight.
7. A midget.
8. Hanukkah.
9. Yes.
10. 1994.

Across:

1. Animated frog time!
2. Shakira.

Bar Graph:

1. Tall
2. Tallish
3. Medium
4. Nonexistent.
5. Medium.
6. Really tall.
   

Your Scores
0-50: You seem to enjoy those Arby's oven mitt commercials.
50-100: You are a bastard.
100-200: Everyone enjoys your insightful, cutting stylings on that E! show, I forgot what the title is.
200-210: You have herpes.
210-250: You should name a magazine after yourself.
250-300: Your novel stinks.
300-400: You are above the law.
400-1000: You can control people with your mind, especially people who are making fun of you. What are you going to do about it?

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