November 15, 2004
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Today is the day to do the safety dance.

What Did You Have for Dinner Last Night?

Woman 1: I had some Chinese takeout from three days ago that might have had a maggot in it; I think I accidentally ate it, though.

Woman 2: I baked some cookies, ate most of them, threw the rest in the garbage, ate the garbage cookies, then put liquid soap on the garbage cookies, and then ate some more.

Woman 3: I had creamy alfredo sauce with generous chunks of chicken, and some fresh broccoli on the side. It was from Lean Cuisine!

Woman 4: That's interesting. I ate the steaming heart of my sworn enemy, ripped out of her chest after I defeated her in an epic battle. But I'll check out the Lean Cuisine next time I'm in the frozen foods aisle.

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