October 31, 2006
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Today is the day to be frightened...by our low, low prices.
Worst Things to Give Out to Trick or Treaters
Rusty screws and nails
A handful of generic cereal
Notices that donations have been made in their name to the local Kabbalah center
Fingernail clippings
Pens stolen from the office
A promise that their sites will be listed on your blogroll
Empty cigarette boxes
Pretzels
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