October 18, 2006
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Today is the day to serve on a grand jury, not some regular old one.
Should I Adopt an African Baby? Pros and Cons
Pros:
Makes me look nice
Makes me look 'compassionate'
Makes me look like I like children
Makes me look colorblind
Makes me look like I care about Africa, or at least one person from there
Never alone ever again.
Excuse to buy more cute clothes and stuff.
Will make all my friends jealous
Timely
Won't get fat
Cons:
I live in a studio apartment
I just spent $400 in boots. African babies are expensive?
Can't go out to bars as often
Going to have to quit getting drunk so often in general
Don't know how to do black hair
What if he/she is allergic to peanuts? I like peanuts.
Potty training?
Required to keep going back to Africa?
No nanny
Boyfriend might get annoyed
Going to have to put away antique broken glass collection
Solution: Are Cambodian babies still in?
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