October
2 ,
2003
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Today is the day to wear a dumb-looking beret.
I am the editizzle of Opizzle this mizzle.
How to Tell if Your Friend Fancies Himself “Quite the Whistler"
1. Listen
2. If he whistles loudly all the goddamn time, with a smug look on his face saying “Yes, I’m pretty good, aren’t I?” then he considers himself to be a very talented whistler, whose whistling is a gift to humanity.