September 27, 2005
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Today is the day to miss it by this much.
Have I told you to buy Chicago Noir yet? Do it!
I know that some of you are fans of Dear Mrs. Zulkey.com , yet have never sent in a question. Surely you must have a query for her for tomorrow. Send one in!
Ways to Spice Up Your Business Presentation
A hilarious screensaver on your computer, to get the party started
Tossing out candy
Tossing out bricks
Dropping an f bomb every three sentences
Promising your firstborn to he who can answer the most post-presentation quiz questions correctly
Promising to eat the firstborn of he who can answer the least amount of post-presentation quiz questions correctly
Wearing a radiation suit but refusing to explain why
Greeting each attendee with a taffy apple and a kiss on the lips