September 26, 2006
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Today is the day to pound on the wall.
For those interested, I am indeed teaching a class on blogging tonight if you want to come by.
Also, I wrote a very silly piece on baseball and ho's for the Chicago Sports Review. It's a proud day in women's history.
What Other Drugs to Give Your Baby to Improve Baby's Demanor
Ecstacy: For when baby lacks affection
Crystal Meth: Baby is too fat
PCP: Baby not unpredictable enough
Cocaine: Baby is not a big enough a-hole
LSD: Baby needs a more active imagination
Crack: Baby not crack-heady enough
Heroin: Baby not visualizing other babies crawling on the ceiling
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