September
18,
2003
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Today is the day to refer to your credit card as your 'plastic.'
When in doubt, turn to the lucrative world of advertising. Read this, substitute KFC for McDonald's, and "Bigger, better popcorn chicken" for "I'm loving this" and you've got today's post.
Alternate Taglines for KFC
Bigger, bolder popcorn chicken
Bigger, brassier popcorn chicken
Bigger, brasher popcorn chicken
Bigger, badder popcorn chicken
Bigger, blunter popcorn chicken
Bigger, bushier popcorn chicken
Bigger, braver popcorn chicken
Bigger, brighter popcorn chicken
Bigger, brisker popcorn chicken
Bigger, balder popcorn chicken