September 17, 2002

Today is the day to find your pez dispenser.

Things I Do Not Want to See, Hear, Do, Wear or Say at My Bacholerette Party, Whenever That May Be

• A veil
• A veil with tiny penises on it
• A penis water bottle
• A penis pinata
• Naked men
• Whipped cream
• "Whoo!"
• A sign saying things I have to do/drinks I have to imbibe before the night is over
• Imbibe beverages with the words "blow," "sex," "nipple," or "bomb" in them
• Songs like "Ladies Night" and "It's Raining Men"
• A crotch in my face
• Whipped cream
• Bars with names like "Shenanigans"
• Anything that I would normally be embarrassed to be caught doing at 1 a.m. on a Saturday night

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