September 12, 2006
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Today is the day to beg forgiveness.
Reasons Why Female Astronauts Rarely Get to Participate in Space Walks
Gravity sends space boobs all over the place
Likely to get all the other space-women on the same 'cycle,' thus clogging up space-toilets
Might get makeup on the space station
Likely to fall in love with an alien and then get distracted
If the woman is doing the space walk, then who is back in the shuttle galley opening up packs of dehydrated food for the men?
Scent of menstrual blood in space attracts space sharks
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