September 5, 2006
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Today is the day to hide the thing you broke.
Constructive Things Your Vigilante Mob Can Do Instead of Beating and Killing Someone
Trash pickup
Community theater
Sexy car-wash fundraiser
Storming a castle (but no beating or killing)
Letter campaign to the alderman to get the neighbor to stop letting his dog poop in the alley
Book burning
Fashion show
Angry, vigilante bed-in
Hot dog eating contest
Major bike-riding event to piss off all the motorists
A nice parade