August 30,
2004
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Zulkey Stalker
Wherein Zulkey.com readers write in with their spottings of the as-famous-as-it-gets-in-Chicago
- Spotted that guy who I always see in the hallway of my office building.
He is still so cute.
- Ran right into Ronnie Woo-Woo. I can't believe it was actually
him. Does he seem a little crazy to you?
- Spotted Ronnie Woo-Woo on Clark and Addison. What does he do in
the wintertime?
- I can't believe I actually saw Channel 32 anchor Mark Suppelsa
walking down the street. Boy is too thin, though...somebody give him a steak!
- What a day of star-watching! I was hanging out at Michigan and Chicago
and I saw the man who wears the sandwich boards about communists or aliens
or something, the one with the weird hat. He was being weird, per usual.
Then I crossed the street and who did I see but the street performer
who wears silver paint and stands kind of still.
- Saw Ira Glass walking down the street. I think. He was just walking.
I was walking too.
- I was out for a cigarette at LaSalle and Adams and across the street I
saw the old man who wears the beat-up gorilla costume who hands out
fliers for some gym. Then I saw him later, in an alley, without the head
on, smoking a cigarette.
- Weird eyebrowless old man continues to hang out at the Starbucks
near my office in Streeterville.
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