August 16, 2005
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Today is the day to back off, boogaloo.
Sad news, everyone: my friend Paris Hilton has traded in her beloved Chihuahua Tinkerbell for a smaller version named Bambi, who allegedly will fit better in her designer dog carrier. But what will she do when Bambi gets too big as well (or a cuter, smaller tote comes out)? A look into the future:
The Pets of Paris Hilton
2003: Tinkerbell the Chihuahua
2005: Bambi, the smaller Chihuahua
2007: Mitzi the bunny
2010: Cupcake, the genetically dwarfed Chihuahua
2011: Pippi the guinea pig
2012: Taffy the rat
2014: Fluffy the fetal mouse
2015: Miss Thang, the tiny tree frog
2016: Coco the cricket
2017: Adam Ant
2018: Molly, the hot-pink molecule
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