August 1, 2005
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No-Bake Sweet Jesus

8 oz semisweet chocolate
2 cups peanut butter chips
2 tbls "holy" mackerel
1 cup angel food cake mix
1 bag mini marshmallows
2 tsp "blood" (cranberry juice)

Blend ingredients with love using a hand-held mixer, being sure to let an exiled adulteress enjoy the leftover batter. Place out in hot sun for five hours. (Recipe may ascend and return back to earth. Work ahead accordingly.)

Serves thirteen, or, if divided properly, 3,000

Serve on crackers, enjoy and peace be with you.

 

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