July 29, 2003
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Today is the day to country-fry something.

On FlakMag today, I talk about why anybody under 40 should care that Bob Hope passed away. Now on with the list.

Office Nicknames for Myself and Various Zulkey.com Interviewees*

Me: The Mouth-o-the-south

Steve Delahoyde: The Perv

Liz McArdle: Baby

Meghan Haynes: Bitch

Neal Pollack: Altar Boy

Arthur Bradford: Fucker

Tracy Lyons: Choir Boy

Kevin Guilfoile: Piglet

Todd Zuniga: Asshole

Ben Brown: Stinky

Dan Savage: Candy Ass

Whitney Pastorek: Wanker

Shauna McKenna: Golden Boy

Janice Zulkey: Cheap

Ed Zulkey: Fruity Loops

*According to this website. And pretending we all work in the same office.

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