Zulkey.com :: Diary

July 22, 2004
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Today is the day to talk out of the side of your mouth.

Hey, don't forget to email M.J. Rose so that she can answer your sexy writing questions.

Secrets I Am Not Telling You, No Matter How Much You Beg and Plead, So Don't Even Bother Asking, Okay?

Whether or not I took a bite of your food while you weren't looking.

Whether I not only didn't leave you a message, I was rude to the person who called you.

Whether or not I pee in the shower.

Whether or not I was really sick or if I just didn't feel like going out that one night.

Whether or not I thought that baby was ugly.

Whether or not I am considering beginning yet another concert tour.

Whether or not I think these crepes are delicious.