June 22, 2004
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Today is the day to talk on the banana.

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What Have I Spilled So Far This Week, and On What?

Strawberry yogurt: my office floor.

Water: my shirtfront.

Lotion: my apartment's hall floor (No wait, that was my roommate, not me).

Fruit juice: my miniature digital camera.

Coffee grounds: on the garbage can, not in it.

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