June 21, 2005
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Today is the day to cancel your plans.
Other Dangerous Objects the City of Chicago Is Thinking About Banning
teenagers
waterguns filled with acid
Victoria's Secret bras (because they cause dangerous curves)
situations which might lead to extreme paper cuts
Lake Michigan
heat waves
The Yellow Menace
talking about smoking (which leads to smoking)
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