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June 21, 2005
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Today is the day to cancel your plans.

Other Dangerous Objects the City of Chicago Is Thinking About Banning

teenagers

waterguns filled with acid

Victoria's Secret bras (because they cause dangerous curves)

situations which might lead to extreme paper cuts

Lake Michigan

heat waves

The Yellow Menace

talking about smoking (which leads to smoking)

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