June 7, 2005
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Today is the day to take down that magnetic poetry.
Best Ways to Prove Your Innocence
Announce it loudly while going through the security check
at the airport
Write it in blood on the wall
Take off all your clothes as you say so to prove that it's you, not an imposter,
saying so
Bet all your money on the most 'innocent' seeming numbers at the roulette
table
Wait until the S.W.A.T. officers break through your door to explain it to
them calmly
Get it tattooed on your forehead (better yet, get someone else to do it to
reduce the risk of reverse writing)
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