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April 24, 2006
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Today is the day to eat some fiber.

What Your Ferret's Clothes Say About Your Ferret

Your ferret is a drunken frat boy who doesn't care about his appearance. Take him shopping for some nicer clothes.

Your ferret is a damn hippie and a drain on society. Tell him to put down the bong and get a job already.

Your ferret once was called a "dick" by Jon Stewart.

Your ferret is a corporate a-hole with a coke problem. Tell him money isn't everything.

Your ferret is wanna-be Eurotrash who enjoys waiting behind the velvet rope at lame clubs with a high cover charge. He smokes too much.

Your ferret considers himself to be quite the "crazy man" and likes to think he livens up any party. He's actually a pretty sad ferret.

Your ferret is a slut who likes dressing like cute other animals in order to get attention. She needs to stop being such a hooch and start going to Ann Taylor.

Thanks to this site for the pictures.

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