April 19, 2005
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Today is the day to throw a slurveball.
Get used to this reminder being here for a while: Funny Ha-Ha's biggest edition yet!
Ways You Can Spiff Up Your Personal Super-Yacht, According to "The Good Life Aquatic" in the May 2005 Vanity Fair
submarines
missile-detection systems
helicopter pads
aquatic cars
"paparazzi lights"
swimming pool
movie theater
jet skis
bar with barstools covered in whale penis foreskin
hot women
fireplaces
Lalique glass doors
bulletproof glass
hospital
on-board beach
basketball court
garage
remote-controlled robot for exploring ocean floor
concert hall
recording studio
glass 'observation lounge'
Armani-clad crew
hydraulic swimming pool that turns into a dance floor
Lionel Ritchie
jukebox
gym
laundry
three chefs
1,000 bottles of tequila
fingerprint-identification pads
driving range
Picassos
20 varieties of shampoo
coffins
stripper poles
the ghost of Errol Flynn
exterior that changes colors to reflect weather
mink blankets
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