Got a question for Dear Zulk?

I am still lacking in interviews currently so instead I wondered what would happen if the guys who advertise hats in the New Yorker had a conversation. I think it would be extremely stupid, as such:

hello there.

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hello? bonjour?

I'm sorry, are you speaking to me?

oui. I am. you speak french?

no. well. I understand "bonjour" and "oui."

ah! so you don't speak french.

um, no.

interesting!

yes...

mmm...

so, uh.

yes, yes?

was there something that you wanted?

pardon?

were you going to ask me a question or did you just want to see if I spoke french?

...

...

...adios?

you're leaving?

ah, no. I am waiting for the bus.

so am I.

Ah good.

Yep.

if you are waiting for the bus, why did you say 'adios'?

I was thinking maybe you were leaving.

I'm not.

Oh.

also, what were you originally asking me?

I do not remember.

All right. See you on the bus.

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...

Come away with me.

Here comes the bus.

Bonjour!