March 22, 2005
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Today is the day to pick a fight as soon as you can.
Other Emergency Congress Votes Involving People's Private Lives
Paul's Law: Ordering Paul Louis of New York, New York, to take out the garbage for once.
Bill's Law: Ordering Bill Newman of Sacramento, CA to quit scrutinizing over the tip so much at restaurants.
Gail's Law: Telling Gail Sanchez of Seattle, WA to stop stinking up the halls of her apartment building by cooking curry all the time.
Rob's Law: Telling Rob Walters of Albuquerque, New Mexico to cease and desist playing air guitar.
Katie's Law: Ordering Katie Smith of Orlando, Florida, to stop talking about her new boyfriend so much.
Tiffany's Law: Ordering Tiffany Jones of Cleveland, Ohio, to quit being such a straight biyatch.
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