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Worst Fast Foods for You (According to This Book)

Arthur Treacher's Seafood Sampler: 3380 calories

Baja Fresh Steak Nachos 2075 calories

Burger King Original Double Whopper: 980 calories

Carl's Jr. Guacamole Bacon Burger: 1120 calories

Cheesecake Factory Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Cheesecake: 1080 calories

Chili's Awesome Blossom with Sauce: 2880 calories

Cosi Penne Pasta with Chicken: 1510 calories

Jack in the Box Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger: 1120 calories

Jimmy John's Veggie Club Sandwich: 1040 calories

Panda Express Black Pepper Chicken: 1800 calories

Subway Coke Double Gulp: 600 calories

Sbarro's Baked Ziti: 930 calories

Shoney's T'bone and 6 Grilled Shrimp: 1860 calories

Togo's Chunky Chicken Salad: 1087 calories

Whataburger Double Meat Whataburger: 1515 calories