March 15, 2006
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Today is the day to welcome the Ides of March.
I was watching "American Idol" last night and started wondering what that gray-haired guy, Taylor, would look like if his hair was dark. I had a feeling he wouldn't actually look that different: he would look like what Jay Leno would look like if he had dark hair: like Jay Leno but with dark hair. But I just wanted to see:
Not very impressive.
Then I wanted to look at the future:
scary.
Then, if he tried Just for Men:
Not too bad, I guess. He looks like a Playskool man.
Then, the California look:
Ugh, he looks like a man-child.
Punk:
Actually that sort of works with his personality. Let's try one more:
Perfect. Taylor, I think we found your new look.
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