February 13, 2006
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Dick Cheney's Month of February Thus Far
February 1: Buys puppy for Hillary Clinton
February 2: Drop-kicks puppy across Senate floor
February 3: Lowers arch-nemesis into shark tank
February 4: Eats veal
February 5: Walks out on "Brokeback Mountain"
February 6: Buys Hummer
February 7: Leaves nasty comment's on someone's blog
February 8: Waxes, twirls mustache
February 9: Ties damsel to train tracks
February 10: Changes station while Lynn is trying to watch Olympic opening ceremonies
February 11: Shoots friend in the face
February 12: Laughs at friend
February 13: Ponders next move