April 18, 2013 King me: my inaugural visit to the Korean spa
April 17, 2013 Mom's solo staycation
April 15, 2013 Husbands and birthday cakes
April 12, 2013 The Mary Ellen Matthews Interview
April 10, 2013 Pasta Madness: Crowning the champion
April 9, 2013 List: Recipes my husband has deemed acceptable
April 8, 2013 Ways to look young forever
April 5, 2013 The Blair Koenig interview: Editor of STFU, Parents
April 4, 2013 Kicking it back to the old school: April's Dance Dance Party Party mix
April 3, 2013 The seedy underbelly of oldies music
April 2, 2013 Three songs I love that are each about a girl named Annie
April 1, 2013 The many epiphanies I didn't have from giving up drinking for Lent
March 29, 2013 The Jen Larsen Interview
March 28, 2013 Pasta Madness Final Four
March 27, 2013 Happy freaking spring
March 26, 2013 Tuesday's Chart: What your Ventra fees are paying for
March 25, 2013 If you are reading this piece instead of spending time with your child, you are a child abuser
March 20, 2013 Pasta Madness: The Elite Eight
March 19, 2013 List: Other comedic military tactics
March 18, 2013 Come see me tonight at Essay Fiesta
March 15, 2013 The Thea Goodman Interview
March 13, 2013 Pasta Madness: Round one
March 12, 2013 List: Creatures on the baby's clothes last week
March 11, 2013 What's in your purse?
March 8, 2013 The Teddy Wayne Interview
March 6, 2013 Come watch me get my hair cut live onstage
March 5, 2013 List: Three completely unrelated observations
March 4, 2013 Mixtape Flashback
February 28, 2013 The papal exit interview
February 26, 2013 List: Sponsored ads in my newsfeed accompanied by images that don't make much contextual sense
February 25, 2013 Just because you can doesn't mean you should: the dangers of instant publication in an increasingly cynical world
February 22, 2013 Funny Ha-Ha: The Triumphant Return is tonight
February 21, 2013 Time for your six-month performance evaluation, baby
February 20, 2013 Speaking with Read Between The Lynes' Owner Arlene Lynes: Woodstock's Hometown Bookstore
February 19, 2013 List: Best responses to Steve Gadlin's Facebook request for suggestions for what to put under his daughter's pillow to replace her lost tooth
February 18, 2013 Lessons from Beyoncé: How to make a documentary about yourself
February 14, 2013 The Valentine's Day Baby
February 13, 2013 What are you giving up for Lent?
February 11, 2013 List: Reasons why I'd make a pretty good pope
February 8, 2013 Most Terrifying Teen Trends
February 6, 2013 A review of Ed Zulkey's paper "Thumbthing's Up"
February 5, 2013 A health-and-romance-related public service (and public transit) announcement
February 4, 2013 Hey Mister DJ
February 1, 2013 The Hal Higdon interview
January 30, 2013 One elevator system to rule them all
January 29, 2013 List, in ascending order, of my preference for these breaded things
January 28, 2013 Join the grand tradition of looking kind of bad at your baby's baptism
January 25, 2013 The Alex Witchel Interview
January 24, 2013 Is there a time and a place for fur?
January 23, 2013 Zulkey bits and pieces
January 22, 2013 Tentative plans for the Zulkey inauguration
January 18, 2013 The Matt Besser Interview
January 16, 2013 Oprah! I am ready to confess
January 15, 2013 List: Bestelling books of 2012 from the Book Cellar that happened to be written by Zulkey.com interviewees
January 14, 2013 Calling for an end to the slow-motion cancel
January 10, 2013 Unfamous Kids Named After Famous People
January 9, 2013 Way to go science! You found a squid.
January 8, 2013 List: Most salient information acquired during my first day at my new job
January 7, 2013 Small wonders
January 4, 2013 You can and will beat the common cold
January 3, 2013 DJ Incredible Zulk's first Dance Dance Party Party mix of 2013
December 31, 2012 This New Year's Eve, stay home and vicariously crash a local televised party
December 28, 2012 The Mo Rocca Interview
December 27, 2012 Goodbye, 680 N. Lake Shore Drive
December 26, 2012 The pointless boycott
December 24, 2012 My favorite weird Christmas ornaments
December 21, 2012 The Rosie Schaap Interview
December 20, 2012 The Ways In Which Christmas Is Sad
December 19, 2012 Wreck the halls: The office holiday party
December 18, 2012 Tips for guaranteeing a perfect 'Scared of Santa' photo
December 14, 2012 Dear Citibank
December 12, 2012 Events in the near and far future!
December 12, 2012 In praise of caring, but not too much
December 10, 2012 There should be only one 'Santa Baby'
December 7, 2012 The Jenny Lawson Interview
December 6, 2012 Answers to the questions Omaha Steaks Conversation Cards™ sent to me with my annual holiday steaks
December 5, 2012 The worst pregnancy books (as determined by formerly pregnant people)
November 30, 2012 The Stacy London Interview
November 29, 2012 Mining hometown heroes for Scrabble gold
November 28, 2012 Baby-sitters Club' memories
November 21, 2012 The Tess Rafferty Interview
November 20, 2012 Comedians pay tribute to 'Free to be... you and me' with 'It's OK to Do Stuff'
November 19, 2012 Do you really want to smell 'inevitable'?
November 16, 2012 The Jack Passion Interview
November 15, 2012 New moms apologize a lot
November 14, 2012 How not to let your affair ruin your life
November 13, 2012 List: My mom's Thanksgiving dinner menu
November 9, 2012 'Baby Art': Starring Baby
November 8, 2012 Maternity leave: Finding your new reality
November 7, 2012 A brief chat with author Jami Attenberg
November 6, 2012 List: Nonpartisan reasons to vote
November 1, 2012 Another baby film by Steve Delahoyde
October 31, 2012 We are all haunted: Guest blogger and horror fangirl Maureen Searcy shares five spots for scouting spectres this Halloween
October 30, 2012 List: What you're missing on Pinterest if you're not on Pinterest
October 29, 2012 The Tragedy of Hambone
October 25, 2012 Ugly pictures of cute babies, Part II
October 24, 2012 Enough with the hilariously awful, sexy Halloween costumes
October 23, 2012 List: Weird girly names for workout classes I've recently taken and what they actually mean
October 19, 2012 The DC Pierson Interview
October 17, 2012 Why I'm on Team Nordstrom
October 16, 2012 List: Names of my brother Jack's seven imaginary friends from his childhood
October 12, 2012 The Kelly O'Connor McNees Interview
October 10, 2012 Ugly pictures of cute babies (Part 1)
October 8, 2012 Pitting the original cast of 'Steel Magnolias' against the cast from the new Lifetime version
October 4, 2012 Getting through those first few weeks with baby
October 3, 2012 Backtracking on the Bears
October 2, 2012 List: Five items that instantly lose their value once they touch the sidewalk
September 28, 2012 The Steve Edwards Interview
September 26, 2012 Some Honey Boo Boo-related confessions
September 25, 2012 List: Reasons I am qualified to serve as an NFL replacement ref
September 21, 2012 The Hanna Rosin Interview
September 20, 2012 Screaming baby syndrome is highly contagious
September 18, 2012 Getting a few thoughts about Kate Middleton off my chest
September 14, 2012 The Cheryl Strayed Interview
September 12, 2012 New study reveals nothing
September 11, 2012 List: Rough drafts of the acronym YOLO
September 7, 2012 The Gladstone Interview
September 6, 2012 The cries (Mom's, not the baby's)
September 4, 2012 List: A few parting thoughts on preparing for a baby
August 31, 2012 The Lydia Netzer Interview
August 28, 2012 Cone sleeping: The child-rearing sensation that's sweeping the nation!
August 27, 2012 The moms who kept in touch
August 24, 2012 The Gillian Flynn interview
August 21, 2012 List: Movies my husband and I watched while stuck in the hospital for five days
August 20, 2012 A baby story
August 16, 2012 Four recent incidents of possibly-pregnancy-induced bravery (or foolhardiness)
August 15, 2012 Courtesy of McSweeney's, Emily Dickinson in the age of Twitter
August 14, 2012 List: Tips sent back in time to my younger self
August 13, 2012 My birth plan, based on everything I've learned from TV and the movies
August 9, 2012 An open letter to Mr. Huey Lewis (Re: Millennium Park vs. Ravinia)
August 8, 2012 That means WHAT? Misinterpretations of common turns of phrase
August 7, 2012 List: Weird things that have made this hormonal person cry (or come close to it) in the last several months
August 3, 2012 The Dan Telfer interview
August 2, 2012 My Olympics temperature measures a steady 98.2°
August 1, 2012 The case of the magical butts
July 31, 2012 List: Things you may need if you're going to be massively pregnant during a hot season
July 27, 2012 Interview with "The Art of Fielding" author Chad Harbach
July 26, 2012 Ideas for improving Evanston's already-stellar traffic rules
July 24, 2012 Guest List: Things a pregnant lady has bought in bulk
July 23, 2012 Natalie Kossar's 'Stereotype'
July 20, 2012 The Sheila Heti interview
July 19, 2012 Acclaimed film critic says newest 'Batman' movie stinks
July 19, 2012 A photo journey: Mysteries from a non-haunted townhouse
July 17, 2012 List: Best comments on this bizarre FOX News story about sexy 'pranks' to pull on your loved one
July 16, 2012 I am eight months pregnant and your opinion is invalid
July 13, 2012 The Lauren Fox Interview
July 11, 2012 Be confident in your decision to dance, concertgoers!
July 10, 2012 List: Rock bands that scared us
July 9, 2012 The origin story of a really dumb blog post
July 5, 2012 Why I can't resist Whole Foods, by Stacey Ballis
July 3, 2012 List: What TV to watch with a newborn baby
June 29, 2012 Rielle Hunter could use a friend (but it shouldn't be you)
June 29, 2012 The Maureen Ryan Interview
June 28, 2012 And the Supreme Court says...
June 26, 2012 List: My daily listening consumption, in chronological order
June 25, 2012 Favorite old loves
June 22, 2012 The John DeVore Interview
June 20, 2012 The delivery room playlist
June 19, 2012 Tonight is the last Funny Ha-Ha of 2012!
June 18, 2012 Things no one tells you about your ten-year college reunion
June 15, 2012 Doggie daycare
June 12, 2012 List: Ways I am not quite a grown-up (according to the UK 'Telegraph')
June 11, 2012 This phone is bananas
June 8, 2012 The Simon Doonan Interview
June 6, 2012 A small bus-related rant
June 6, 2012 My favorite neighbor is a bar
June 5, 2012 Guest List: Junky TV shows enjoyed by a woman in her third trimester of pregnancy
June 4, 2012 The Zulkey.com June calendar of events
June 1, 2012 What I really want: Musings on creativity and pregnancy
May 30, 2012 Strangest wake-up calls
May 29, 2012 List: Girls' names from the 1978 edition of 'What Shall We Name The Baby?' that I circled when I last looked at it 20 years ago
May 25, 2012 The Lucy Worsley Interview
May 23, 2012 Into the Great Wide Open
May 22, 2012 List: Ranking, in order of least to most favorite, of Sally Hansen Salon effects nail polish strips I have tried
May 18, 2012 The Gene Honda Interview
May 16, 2012 The problem with pregnant women today is that their placentas don't taste good
May 15, 2012 List: Best-named deep sea creatures
May 14, 2012 Gender roles at my house
May 11, 2012 The Veronica Roth Interview
May 8, 2012 Time to celebrate some local YA authors!
May 7, 2012 You may not bend the rules when it comes to airplane hell
May 7, 2012 The Keegan-Michael Key Interview
May 3, 2012 Defending the plagiarists
May 1, 2012 List: Pillows offered from the pillow menu from the InterContinental Madrid (a special list submitted by my mother)
April 30, 2012 Bad cravings
April 25, 2012 Live literary events!
April 24, 2012 What shall we name the fetus?
April 19, 2012 The Jory John and Avery Monsen Interview
April 18, 2012 Mommy blogging: Should I go there?
April 17, 2012 Some surprising things I learned about Benny the Bull at least night's Bulls game
April 16, 2012 Tracking the life of the average American female through her reality TV show opportunities
April 13, 2012 The Baratunde Thurston Interview
April 11, 2012 Some thoughts on the new food items at U.S. Cellular Field
April 6, 2012 The Billy Eichner Interview
April 5, 2012 List: Belated comebacks to the guys who were yelling at me from across the street at 7:30 this morning
April 4, 2012 What is up with 5:30 a.m.?
April 3, 2012 In one week: Funny Ha-Ha: Live Forever
April 2, 2012 Quiz: Who is your celebrity pregnancy spirit guide?
March 29, 2012 Ranking the epic wait times at three popular casual eateries
March 27, 2012 List: Reasons I have not eaten at the Wiener's Circle
March 26, 2012 Story ideas from my (for-some-reason-nonexistent) GOOP-like lifestyle newsletter
March 23, 2012 The Sara Benincasa Interview
March 22, 2012 An exciting announcement
March 21, 2012 Report from White Sox spring training camp in Glendale, Ariz.
March 14, 2012 Bad news, Bears: Marshall accused of punching New York woman
March 13, 2012 List: What bizarro Claire Zulkey has been up to
March 12, 2012 Social vigilantism gone right and wrong
March 9, 2012 Delightful and delicious live performances
March 8, 2012 Dance marathon results
March 7, 2012 Arugula forever, frisée never
March 6, 2012 List: Future price points GOP presidential candidates are promising to compete with Newt Gingrich's plan to lower gas to $2.50 a gallon
March 5, 2012 Happy Pulaski Day!
March 2, 2012 The Jerry Minor Interview
February 29, 2012 The missed connection between Rick Santorum and the Filet-O-Fish
February 28, 2012 List: Some questions I have after watching 'The Bachelor' for the first time in about ten years
February 27, 2012 Dad Talks: Richard Zulkey on Sherlockian societies
February 24, 2012 Inadvertently mocking the dead
February 22, 2012 Announcing my duet with the reanimated corpse of Osama bin Laden
February 20, 2012 Upcoming ways to see Zulkey IRL! (That means 'in real life' in annoying internet-speak)
February 17, 2012 The Mike Doughty Interview
February 15, 2012 Crabby old lady list edition: items at the grocery store that there don't need to be so many varieties of
February 14, 2012 Some Valentines videos
February 13, 2012 DJ Incredible Zulk strikes again
February 10, 2012 The Tavi Gevinson Interview
February 7, 2012 Lana Del Rey's 'Hunger Games'
February 6, 2012 Have you dined with us before?
February 3, 2012 The Lin Brehmer Interview
February 2, 2012 Results from the Liberal Elite Media Survey
January 31, 2012 List: The very essential guide to cereals I have tried lately
January 30, 2012 All About Steve (Gadlin)
January 26, 2012 Dad Talks: Marty Geraghty on musicals
January 24, 2012 Speculating why these J.Crew items are on sale
January 23, 2012 Tonight!
January 20, 2012 The Gregory Maguire Interview
January 18, 2012 Steve Delahoyde really hates this Jaguar commercial
January 17, 2012 List: Prizes from the Jewel-Osco Wish Big Win Big Holiday Giveaway I have been one ticket away from winning for an annoyingly long time
January 13, 2012 The Sarah Dessen Interview
January 12, 2012 The one that got away
January 10, 2012 List: Ancestors of Barack Obama's Presidential Power Suit
January 6, 2012 The Jen Lancaster Interview
January 5, 2012 Give 'Bullseye' a Try!
January 4, 2012 The most boring presidential political scandals
January 3, 2012 List: In ascending order, most-ominous craniofacial orifices from which to bleed (according to the movies)
December 29, 2011 Dad Talks: Jack McArdle on his Bally's lifetime membership
December 29, 2011 A look back at The Great Mix Tape of Horrible Professional Sports Theme Songs
December 27, 2011 Save the Date: Funny Ha-Ha in January!
December 24, 2011 Season's Greetings
December 22, 2011 The world's most practical holiday gift-giving guide
December 21, 2011 A brief chat with local celebrity Lauren Fritz
December 20, 2011 List: Famous people I have met or encountered in public
December 19, 2011 A cautionary tale: The Anthropologie sweater sale
December 16, 2011 The Julia Sweeney Interview
December 15, 2011 Introducing: Two Film T-Shirts
December 13, 2011 List: Listed occupations of the contestants on the upcoming season of 'The Bachelor'
December 12, 2011 The worst parents of 2011
December 9, 2011 Excitement abounds for this weekend's 'The Paper Machete'
December 8, 2011 A rough roadmap to a catch-up phonecall with a girlfriend
December 7, 2011 Presenting Cleatus the FOX NFL Robot fan fiction
December 6, 2011 List: 'Bird Talk Magazine' cover stories that make me wonder why anybody would ever choose to own a pet bird
December 5, 2011 Dad Talks: My dad on his favorite animals
December 2, 2011 Excerpts from Michael Perry's 'The Clodhopper Monologues Live'
December 2, 2011 The Ian Belknap Interview
November 30, 2011 Ask cranky Tom Skilling 'why'
November 28, 2011 The secret life of Cleatus the FOX Sports robot
November 23, 2011 The Brooke Gladstone Interview
November 22, 2011 List: Dogs I'll be rooting for during Thursday's National Dog Show
November 21, 2011 The three types of exercise-class people: Which one are you?
November 18, 2011 The Ultimate Pumpkin Pie
November 17, 2011 Unsolicited Endorsement: Doodle Dot Com
November 15, 2011 Things I will miss about NBA basketball this winter
November 14, 2011 Some very unscientific observations I've made on my pregnant friends and thus applied to all pregnant people of my generation
November 11, 2011 The Tom Scharpling Interview
November 9, 2011 An American in Italy, or, I traveled all the way to Europe and all I got was this lousy time with the Pope?!
November 7, 2011 The best time I drank my friend's contact lenses
November 7, 2011 Last Days
November 5, 2011 Saturday Night in London
November 4, 2011 My requirements for traveling in comfort and style
November 2, 2011 Wednesday: last night in Florence
November 2, 2011 Yet another unnecessarily long monologue by a supervillain as he prepares to kill his nemesis
November 1, 2011 Tuesday Night
October 31, 2011 Buon Halloween
October 31, 2011 It's the most wonderful time of the year, by guest blogger Maureen Searcy
October 30, 2011 Sunday - Montalcino
October 30, 2011 Internal monologues of Halloween costume models
October 29, 2011 Saturday in Florence
October 28, 2011 Travel Log: Days 1 and 2
October 26, 2011 List: Names of Rin Tin Tin's colleagues and rivals, according to Susan Orlean's 'Rin Tin Tin: The Life and the Legend'
October 24, 2011 Abraham Levitan at Funny Ha-Ha: Talkin' about a good wet dumpling
October 21, 2011 Kraft Mac and Cheese: It's clearly the answer!
October 19, 2011 Funny Ha-Ha Tonight! Featuring the Best of Chicago's Reading Series!
October 18, 2011 List: Nicknames Georgia O'Keeffe and Alfred Stieglitz Had For Each Other (and Each Others' Body Parts)
October 17, 2011 'I Asked the Guy Why Are You So Fly?' by Megan Stielstra
October 13, 2011 What we mean when we say we go camping
October 12, 2011 A conspiracy unfolding (or folding): Beyonce's baby-bump (or lack thereof)
October 11, 2011 List/s: Categorizing Halloween candy
October 10, 2011 This woman did something amazing: Isn't that terrible? (Or: Why I should never read the Tribune message boards)
October 7, 2011 The Anders Holm Interview
October 6, 2011 Witty Women at the Book Cellar: Tonight!
October 5, 2011 "Missed Possessions," by Frank Lesser
October 4, 2011 List: Zulkey.com Interviewees Who Went On to Win McArthur Genius Grant Winners (Plus One Pulitzer Prize)
October 3, 2011 Dog bless you!
September 30, 2011 The Tom Skilling Interview
September 28, 2011 A cad in goth's clothing: My summer at camp before High School
September 27, 2011 List: Three ways to see me live (and support Chicago's fantastic literary/performance art scene)
September 23, 2011 The Stacy Schiff Interview
September 21, 2011 All right Chicago restaurants, that's enough beer
September 20, 2011 List: Forms of contraception and abortion available during Cleopatra's lifetime, according to Stacy Schiff's 'Cleopatra'
September 19, 2011 The September Issue of Zulkey.com
September 16, 2011 Save the date for the next Funny Ha-Ha!
September 15, 2011 H8ing on the famous and non-famous, on and offline
September 14, 2011 So how do you enjoy liquor from a blue Delft house? Answer: You don't.
September 13, 2011 List: Most Inexplicable Items in the Most Recent Hammacher Schlemmer Catalog
September 12, 2011 A souvenir mystery for the ages
September 9, 2011 Sorting through the 9/11 Tributes
September 8, 2011 The New Birthday Song
September 7, 2011 The Secrets of the Kit-Kat People
September 6, 2011 List: My first concert
September 2, 2011 The Patricia Marx Interview
August 31, 2011 A glossary of scientific terms as compiled by the GOP candidates
August 30, 2011 List: Watercraft I've been on this summer (and the good/bad parts of each experience)
August 29, 2011 Losing it
August 26, 2011 Meet two women who will marry you (maybe)
August 24, 2011 A Footwear-Related Rant
August 23, 2011 List: Favorite Typos from Starbucks Spelling
August 22, 2011 The films of Joe Avella (And upcoming events)
August 19, 2011 The Scott Aukerman interview
August 17, 2011 Warning: The Air and Water Show is this week
August 16, 2011 The Printers Ball 2010 Collaborative Art Book
August 16, 2011 List: Organizing the Steves
August 15, 2011 Thoughts from an Ambivalent Half-Marathon Finisher
August 12, 2011 The Alex Pareene Interview
August 11, 2011 Happy feast of St. Clare of Assisi day
August 11, 2011 Dogs win: Stories in the news of dogs being awesome
August 11, 2011 The extended guilty pleasure playlist
August 10, 2011 There's no accounting for taste, aka defending some choices on my workout playlist
August 9, 2011 "Differences between Greece and Us," according to my college study-abroad journal from 1998
August 8, 2011 The tricky business of asking for work favors over email
August 5, 2011 The Don Lemon interview
August 4, 2011 Missed Funny Ha-Ha: Hot Stuff? Live vicariously through it here! Plus, a call for help.
August 3, 2011 Reasons why you might pay money to own this doll
August 1, 2011 Beat the heat tomorrow night and come out for Funny Ha-Ha: Hot Stuff
July 29, 2011 The Joe Randazzo Interview
July 28, 2011 Ego checks you may encounter as a blogger-turned-book-writer
July 27, 2011 How to write a song for your haters
July 26, 2011 List: Best one-word medical journal titles
July 22, 2011 The rotten fruits of my artistic labor
July 21, 2011 Watch Out! Steve Delahoyde is Sounding Off! Today: Netflix price hike
July 20, 2011 "The Junkyard" by Rob Kutner (contains adult robotic content)
July 19, 2011 List: Different kinds of secondhand smoke, in ascending order of how much it bothers me
July 18, 2011 My demented deranged hip
July 15, 2011 The Edith Zimmerman Interview
July 14, 2011 The People Who Live at Restoration Hardware
July 13, 2011 Accepting the Chick-fil-A challenge
July 12, 2011 List: Titles of Salon's 'Since You Asked' columns that are so sad they become strangely funny
July 11, 2011 Favorite parades (as told by Zulkey readers)
July 8, 2011 The Aimee Bender Interview
July 7, 2011 A memo to the spider community
July 6, 2011 Obviously the people parade is the worst kind of parade...but which is the best?
July 5, 2011 What is this? I don't even...
June 27, 2011 The Briefest of Hiatuses (Hiati? No, wait, that's a country. Or is it?)
June 24, 2011 The Stephen Dypiangco Interview
June 23, 2011 Why Back to the Future Beats Ghostbusters
June 22, 2011 The Sophie's Choice of '80's Movies (only less depressing)
June 21, 2011 List: My Favorite Songs Involving Saxophone
June 20, 2011 Got a Laugh
June 17, 2011 The Fortune Feimster Interview
June 16, 2011 Light Yogurt is Not Dessert
June 15, 2011 Thanks, Steve
June 14, 2011 List: Inventions I Would Like to Suggest Based on This Cold I Have
June 13, 2011 How is Jennifer Aniston Like Corn?
June 10, 2011 Happy Birthday to Edward J. Zulkey, An International Man of Action and Taste
June 9, 2011 Most Improved Cat
June 8, 2011 How to Keep a Friend for 25 Years or More
June 7, 2011 List: Range of Comments on Hotels I'm Checking Out Online for an Upcoming Trip
June 6, 2011 Dogs Are Not Babies. Except...
June 2, 2011 Slow-Cooking Applesauce the ATK Way
June 1, 2011 Your College Reunion: How to Win
May 31, 2011 List: Summer Playlist for People Who Enjoy Will Smith's Hits But Wish They Contained Less Will Smith
May 27, 2011
May 26, 2011 Some Things I Am Doing
May 25, 2011 Hate the Heat
May 24, 2011 List: Things I Dread That Aren't Really Anything
May 23, 2011 Slow-Cooking Coconut Rice Pudding
May 20, 2011 The Samantha Irby Interview
May 19, 2011 A Mystery Solved
May 18, 2011 How to Make the Bed While You're Still In It
May 17, 2011 Most Unappealing Details About Paris Hilton's House as Told by InStyle Magazine. Also: Hilton is 30.
May 16, 2011 Slow-Cooking Roast Beef Hash
May 13, 2011 The Chicago Bulls Are Making Me Feel Young
May 12, 2011 Six Women I Realized I Think Are Beautiful Who All Kind of Look Exactly Alike
May 11, 2011 Slow-Cooking the America's Test Kitchen Way: ROYAL French Toast Casserole
May 10, 2011 Come Out Tonight!
May 9, 2011 Slow-Cooking Chicken Curry the America's Test Kitchen Way
May 6, 2011 The Steve Dolinsky Interview
May 5, 2011 Urgent
May 4, 2011 A Good Reason to Return a $12.50 Lipstick
May 3, 2011 List: Mixed Messages Delivered, In Order, By a Magazine I Won't Name Because I Paradoxically Still Want to Contribute to It Thus Making Myself Part of the Problem
May 2, 2011 Slow Cooking: Chickpea Tagine
April 29, 2011 The Claudio von Planta Interview
April 28, 2011 Slow Cooking the America's Test Kitchen Way: Big-Batch Bolognese Sauce as Prepared by Catherine
April 27, 2011 Interpreting Jillian Michaels' Smirks
April 26, 2011 List: Papers, In Descending Order of Preference, My Mother Has Delivered To Her Book Club
April 25, 2011 Slow Cooking the America's Test Kitchen Way: Bachelor Beef Stew
April 22, 2011 The Eliot Glazer Interview
April 21, 2011 Gotta Run
April 20, 2011 From the "The Fashion World is Shitting Us, Right?" Files
April 18, 2011 Slow Cooking With Catherine and Claire
April 15, 2011 Happy Birthday To Me
April 14, 2011 Further Examples of J. Crew's Blatant Propaganda
April 13, 2011 The Secret About Book Covers
April 12, 2011 List: Favorite Names of NPR Contributors
April 11, 2011 You're Out
April 8, 2011 The Brian Stack Interview
April 7, 2011 Product Review: Dried Green Beans
April 6, 2011 The Legend of White Fang
April 5, 2011 List: Some Very Original Ideas I Have for Movies
April 4, 2011 In Other News, I Hate Things Most People Enjoy (Especially If They Enjoy Leaving Waste Near My House)
April 1, 2011 The Deb Perelman Interview
March 31, 2011 Little Silly Things
March 30, 2011 Product Review: Zumba
March 29, 2011 List: Beloved Comfort Foods That I Only Think Are OK At Best
March 28, 2011 Who is Shirleylocks?
March 25, 2011 Things to Read and Do
March 24, 2011 The Thing About Healthy Living Blogs
March 23, 2011 My Husband Is Terrified Of Me
March 22, 2011 List: Spring Fashion Trends That Probably Won't Look Great On Me Or You
March 21, 2011 Brandenberger Schützenverein King and Queen Coronation Dance
March 18, 2011 The Jordan Morris Interview
March 17, 2011 Today is March 17
March 16, 2011 Etiquette Question: Celebrity Lookalike
March 15, 2011 List: Suggested Alternate Hobbies for People Who Troll
March 14, 2011 Don't Drink and El/The Poop Bag Defense
March 11, 2011 This Weekend
March 10, 2011 Product Reviews
March 9, 2011 From the Zulkey Archives
March 8, 2011 List: Films From My Youth That Most People Thought Were Awesome That I Found Scary
March 7, 2011 Happy Pulaski Day!
March 4, 2011 The Zulkey Calendar
March 3, 2011 Signs Your College is Not Very Prestigious, by Mike Sacks
March 2, 2011 My Hero
February 24, 2011 The Vonzell Solomon Interview
February 23, 2011 Tips for Traveling in Norway from Steve Delahoyde
February 22, 2011 Vote for Funny Ha-Ha!
February 21, 2011 Happy Presidents Day: Come to Funny Ha-Ha!
February 18, 2011 The Michelle Visage Interview
February 17, 2011 The Jennifer Aniston Interview: Finally She Says What We All Really Want to Hear
February 16, 2011 "Meeting in the Ladies' Room" Discussion Group
February 15, 2011 List: Best Names of Yesterday's Best in Breed Dogs Showing at the Westminster Dog Show
February 14, 2011 Happy Valentine's Day. Whee!
February 11, 2011 The Sarah Jindra Interview
February 10, 2011 TV Ramblings
February 9, 2011 Condo Association Meeting Minutes
February 8, 2011 List: Most to Least Preferred Hamburger Side Items
February 7, 2011 Super Bowl Halftime Show: Yea or Nay? (A: Yea)
February 4, 2011 The Cameron Esposito Interview
February 3, 2011 Snowbound!
February 2, 2011 The NBC Mobile Unit
February 1, 2011 List: Exciting Ways This Alleged Incoming Blizzard Is Being Described
January 31, 2011 The Ed Bus Questionnaire
January 28, 2011
January 27, 2011 Nothing New Here
January 26, 2011 Please Ask Your Polish Friends
January 25, 2011 List: Beautiful Paintings of Wonderful Celebrities
January 24, 2011 The Best Part of Football: When Big Fat Guys Do Little Skinny Guy Things
January 21, 2011 The Nick Adams Interview
January 20, 2011 Super Bowl Club
January 19, 2011 Can Someone Please Explain This Ad to Me (click to enlarge)
January 18, 2011 List: Two Poses I'm Sick of Seeing in Fashion Magazines
January 14, 2011 Shows!
January 13, 2011 The Hate that Went Away
January 12, 2011 Now Introducing: Double Spanx
January 11, 2011 List: Muscles Jackie Warner Describes as "Beautiful" in "Power Circuit Total Body"
January 10, 2011 Happy Birthday to Steve
January 7, 2011 The Amy Dickinson Interview
January 6, 2011 My Thoughts on Men's Dress Flip-Flops
January 5, 2011 Everyone's the Worst
January 4, 2011 List: Ways I'm Endeavoring to Improve My Life in 2011 That I'll Probably Quit in a Few Days
January 3, 2011 My Sandwiches
December 23, 2010 Pre-Christmas Booty Shaking
December 22, 2010 Some Famous Animals
December 21, 2010 List: Things People Bitch About in the Letters to the Editor Section of the Latest Issue of My Grad School Alumni Magazine
December 20, 2010 The Problem With the World Today is That There Are No Famous Animals
December 17, 2010 The Erika S. Olson Interview
December 16, 2010 What Your Kristmas Kard Says About You
December 14, 2010 List: Food Items I've Received In the Mail This Holiday Season, AKA Thank You, All You People Who Know the Way to My Heart
December 13, 2010 This is a New One
December 10, 2010 This Weekend
December 9, 2010 2010 Wrapup: Top 5 Sentient Beings In My House
December 8, 2010 A Zulkey Appearance
December 7, 2010 List: Things I Hate About Winter (In Response to This)
December 6, 2010 LOL @ Your Life
December 3, 2010 The Steve Gadlin Interview
December 2, 2010 "Bad" Books
December 1, 2010 Examples of the Tweets We're Going to Miss While Celebrities Do Nothing to Raise Money
November 30, 2010 Attention!
November 29, 2010 Now You Have No Excuse: AKA The Second Half of the Workout Song Master List
November 24, 2010 The Maria Schneider Interview
November 23, 2010 List: (Partial) Inventory of Wall Hangings At Our House
November 22, 2010 My Exercise Playlist
November 19, 2010 A Review of the No-Chip Manicure
November 18, 2010 It's Time to Stop Pretending That Squash Tastes Good
November 17, 2010 Take
November 16, 2010 List: The Spin-Off Projects That Have Emerged From My Idiotic Plan to Clean Out the Basement
November 15, 2010 Easing Us All In Gently
November 5, 2010
November 4, 2010 Comments Invoking the Word "Bitch" on the ONTD Story on the New Fake French Paul the Octopus
November 3, 2010 It's November! Time to Quit Writing Your Novel
November 2, 2010 List: Worst Small Disasters That Can Hit Before I Get to Work
November 1, 2010 My Chilis
October 29, 2010 Failed Halloween Costumes
October 28, 2010 Times My Mom's Clothing Has Made Me Say "Oh excuse me"
October 27, 2010 In Honor of Paul the Octopus (RIP), Top Image Search Results for "Sad Octopus"
October 26, 2010 List: Celebrity Fragrances Advertised in a Single Ad in InStyle
October 25, 2010 My Closet is Televised
October 22, 2010 The Kevin Allison Interview
October 21, 2010 Ugh
October 20, 2010
October 19, 2010 List: Things That Frighten My Dog
October 18, 2010 The Blair Kamin Interview
October 15, 2010 Reminder, Chicagoans!
October 14, 2010 Hoarding Free Crap
October 13, 2010 Introducing: Squeem
October 12, 2010 Most Unexpected Mom Design Blog Names
October 8, 2010 Anniversary
October 7, 2010 The Truth about the SunChips Bag, by Guest Zulkey.com Blogger Annie Logue
October 6, 2010 Free Idea: the Joe the Plumber Sitcom
October 5, 2010 List: Names My Friends (and Their Friends) Gave Their Unborn Babies
October 4, 2010 Why I Should Have Won the Nobel Prize for Physiology or Medicine and Not Robert G. Edwards
October 1, 2010 Coming Up
September 30, 2010 Double Your Fun
September 29, 2010 My Weird Side Project
September 28, 2010 Funny Ha-Ha Tonight!
September 27, 2010
September 24, 2010 The Johanna Stein Interview
September 22, 2010 Future Titles For Megashark/Giant Octopus/Sharktopus Movies (Per a Discussion with Chris Steffen)
September 22, 2010 Rats
September 21, 2010 List: Things I Had to Rank in Order of Least to Most Favorite During My Onstage Hand of "WhooNu" at 20x2
September 20, 2010 And Now a Note from My Husband, Steve Delahoyde
September 17, 2010 The David Levithan Interview
September 16, 2010 Playlist for Last Night's Dance Dance Party Party DJ'ing Gig
September 15, 2010 My Sleep Number
September 14, 2010 List: Potential Symbolic Meanings Behind Lady Gaga's Meat Dress
September 13, 2010 Hey Lady
September 10, 2010 The Rosecrans Baldwin Interview
September 9, 2010 What My Husband Said I Should Write About Today When I Asked Him What to Write About
September 8, 2010 Fuzzy Gerdes is My Hero
September 7, 2010 List: Thinspired from My Review of "Thintervention," Made-Up Term That Include the Word "Thin"
September 3, 2010 Funny Ha-Ha: The September Issue--Note the New Date!
September 2, 2010 The Manny Ramirezes of the Animal Kingdom
September 1, 2010 Yahoo! Answers' Questions Answered by the Assoc for the Betterment of Sex
August 31, 2010 List: Things I Did Not Expect to Share in Common With Heidi Montag
August 26, 2010 Zulkey.com Mini Vacation and Events
August 25, 2010 On Calling Ladies "Lady"
August 24, 2010 List: Most Boring Long Think-Piece Trend Topics
August 23, 2010 The Five Stages of Losing Your Innocence
August 20, 2010 Writer's Block: The Myth and the Curse
August 19, 2010 What It Is About 20-Somethings
August 18, 2010 Animal Cruelty: Things I've Put On My Dog
August 17, 2010 List: Least-Used Bottles of Liquor In My House (Based on Fullness and Lack of Memory When it Was Last Used)
August 16, 2010 Don't Fight Nature with Nature
August 13, 2010 The Bex Schwartz Interview
August 11, 2010
August 11, 2010 Family Legends of Pets I Never Actually Owned
August 10, 2010 List: In Ascending Order of Repulsiveness, My Least Favorite Kinds of Litter
August 9, 2010 From the Zulkey Archives: Quiz Time
August 6, 2010 The Julie Klausner Interview
August 5, 2010 My New Religion, Or, As My Husband Says, "Oh Maitreya: You're Such a World Teacher!"
August 4, 2010 Some Advice for the Ladies
July 29, 2010 Zulkey Out
July 28, 2010 Two Ways to Look at High Dark Socks on Men
July 27, 2010 People Who My Husband Thinks Shouldn't Be Allowed to use the Self-Checkout at the Grocery Store
July 26, 2010 A Review of Whiting, IN's 16th Annual Pierogi Fest
July 23, 2010 The April Winchell Interview
July 22, 2010 Just A Few Issues With Real Simple's "50 Summertime New Uses for Old Things"
July 21, 2010 Do-Over Moments for Dina Lohan
July 20, 2010 Suggestions from the ONTD Comments for What Angelina Jolie's Tattoo Might Say
July 19, 2010 How the iPad has Changed My Life
July 16, 2010 The Sloane Crosley Interview
July 15, 2010 Oh great, another NaziSexyMouse
July 14, 2010 Quiz: Are You a Stock Character Bully?
July 13, 2010 List: 7 Pictures of My Friend Gina
July 11, 2010 Be Happy About the Octopus
July 9, 2010 worst cleaning jobs made easy
July 8, 2010 Why I Won't Be Watching LeBron James' Announcement
July 5, 2010 My Ideas for FM Radio Holiday Features
July 2, 2010 From the Zulkey.com Archives: Can You Guess When I Wrote This?
July 1, 2010 Mean Old Ladies/Men
June 30, 2010 California Gurls Denial
June 29, 2010 List: Some Rejected (Some Not) Submissions I Wrote for the Heaven and Hell Portion of Inventory
June 28, 2010 Mean Stranger
June 25, 2010 The Reverse Textual Rorschach™: Delahoyde And Greenman
June 24, 2010 DJ Incredible Zulk
June 23, 2010 Reviews and Stories from the Sex Hotel
June 22, 2010 List: Some Elizabeths I Know
June 21, 2010 Open Letter to the Youngish Blonde Quasi-Plump Lady in the Silver BMW on Lake Shore Drive This Morning
June 18, 2010 The Jill Soloway Interview
June 17, 2010 An Apology from BP
June 16, 2010 Sex Hotel
June 14, 2010 For My Expecting Friends Paula and Todd, 25 Potential Names for Your Baby, Per the Most Popular Baby Names of the 1900's
June 13, 2010 Pathetic
June 11, 2010 You Can Plant It. You Can Help.
June 10, 2010 Winning is Fun
June 9, 2010
June 8, 2010 By Popular Demand (IE one person), My Choices for Uncutest World Cup Uniforms
June 7, 2010 After Much Deliberation and Absolutely No National Bias, I Have Decided These Are the Cutest World Cup Uniform Jerseys
June 4, 2010 The Whole Faux Lesbian Thing is Played
June 2, 2010 Losing It
June 1, 2010 List: DVDs I Watched and Returned This Weekend (in order of most to least favorite)
May 28, 2010 The Justin Halpern Interview
May 27, 2010 "8 Clothing Items You're Probably Overwashing"
May 26, 2010 "Social Sleeping"
May 25, 2010 Best-Named Patronages of Queen Elizabeth According to The Queen Mother: the Official Biography by William Shawcross
May 23, 2010 "Lost" is Over. Did I Miss Anything? Lol JK I Don't Care
May 21, 2010 The Emily Gould Interview
May 20, 2010 running stuff
May 18, 2010 Life is Unfair: Isn't it Refreshing to Admit That?
May 18, 2010 List: Best Things Available at the Evanston Public Library Friends Auction
May 17, 2010 Outline for Every Law School Graduation Speech Given This Year
May 14, 2010 10
May 13, 2010 Official Zulkey.com Endorsement
May 11, 2010
May 9, 2010 The Betty White Thing
May 7, 2010 The Alex Lemon Interview
May 6, 2010 Seafood Watch
May 5, 2010 Don't Sell Yourself Short, Sun-Chips
May 4, 2010 List: Favorite Looks from the Costume Institute Gala (Spreading positivity instead of hating on the bad looks)
May 3, 2010 Dance Dance Party Party Revolution
April 30, 2010 The Lizzie Skurnick Interview
April 29, 2010 Chicago's Strangely Passive-Aggressive Greenpeace Volunteers
April 28, 2010 In Honor of Sandra Bullock's Secret Adoption, A Ranking, from Lowest to Highest, of Secret Things
April 27, 2010 List: Things My Friend Erica Fried For Me on Sunday Night
April 26, 2010 The Most Obvious Reasons Why I Gave the Gabourey Sidibe Episode of SNL a B+, According to Some Commenters
April 23, 2010 Come See Me Tomorrow at StoryStudio Chicago!
April 22, 2010
April 21, 2010 How Can a Volcano Affect a Blog?
April 20, 2010 Compliments of the Day
April 19, 2010 I Resent The Fact That I Can't Wish You a Happy Birthday On Your Facebook Wall
April 16, 2010 Guest Blogger Robert Buscemi: "So Cat Stevens 'Knows a Lot of Fancy Dancers,' Does He?!"
April 15, 2010 Last One of These, I Promise
April 14, 2010 The Objectification of Sandwiches Must Stop
April 13, 2010 Lists: How Many Family Slides Feature Me In Close Proximity to a Horse?
April 12, 2010 Save the Date!
April 9, 2010 Dating Guide
April 8, 2010
April 7, 2010 She Would Laugh When They Cried!
April 6, 2010 Battle Royale of Similarly-Titled Songs in my iTunes Library
April 4, 2010 In Honor of This Lovely Piece and the Chicago White Sox Opening Day, My Clever and Pithy Signs for The Entire White Sox Roster
April 2, 2010 It Isn't Funny Anymore, J. Crew
April 1, 2010 Fierce on the Inside
March 31, 2010 Catchings Up
March 30, 2010 List: Taglines from all the pet-related ads in this month's "Martha Stewart Living"
March 29, 2010 Some Highlights from My Trip to New Orleans
March 24, 2010 Zulkey.com Spring Break Part II
March 23, 2010 Hungry-Girl Ingredients I Can't Bring Myself to Buy
March 22, 2010 Human Centipede: What Can It Do for You?
March 19, 2010 The Amelie Gillette Interview
March 18, 2010 For Rent: One Wife
March 17, 2010
March 15, 2010 Think About...
March 12, 2010 Writings
March 11, 2010 Note to Politicians: Don't Claim It's Not Sexual Because That Makes it Sound Even MORE Sexual
March 10, 2010 The Things I Do for Puppy Love
March 9, 2010 List: Order of Favorite Remaining Queens on "RuPaul's Drag Race" (this order changes on a weekly basis)
March 8, 2010 Look, I SAID I was sorry
March 5, 2010 The Jonathan Katz Interview
March 4, 2010 Big Boy Franchises
March 3, 2010 Chicagoans: See Me Tonight!
March 2, 2010 Lists [from the too jet-lagged to think files]: Podcasts to Which I Subscribe (in case you were wondering)
March 1, 2010 Travel Log
February 18, 2010 Zulkey.com Spring Break
February 17, 2010 Ways to Improve the Winter Olympics
February 16, 2010 List: Lists I Am Listed in on Twitter
February 15, 2010 Valentines Of Note
February 12, 2010 Writings
February 11, 2010 Don't Ask Us to Explain John Mayer Because We Can't
February 10, 2010 People, Listen to Me: Only Jeans are Jeans
February 8, 2010 Please Come Out!
February 4, 2010 The Elizabeth Fournier Interview
February 4, 2010 Is He Right Or Was He Just Making Me Feel Better?
February 3, 2010 Come See Me Tonight!
February 1, 2010 List: My favorite names from the Miss Rodeo America Contestants: 2010 Crown
February 1, 2010 My Grammy Performance
January 29, 2010 The Alie Ward and Georgia Hardstark Interview
January 28, 2010 The Things Most People Notice Most in State of the Union Addresses
January 27, 2010 Animal-Themed Parodies of Fashion Magazines: Where Did They Come From, And Where Are They Today?
January 26, 2010 Most Promising Headlines in This Week's Issue of Cat Fancy Which We Now Receive For Some Reason
January 25, 2010 Romantic Dos and Don'ts
January 22, 2010 The Abby Sher Interview
January 21, 2010 In/Out
January 20, 2010 Heidi Montag, You Blew It
January 19, 2010 things I should be doing right now instead of writing these words (as of 10:30 last night)
January 18, 2010 MLK Day
January 13, 2010 Come See Me Thursday, New Yorkers!
January 13, 2010 How My First Return "Tonight Show" Monologue Would Go if I Were Jay Leno
January 12, 2010 The Girl Scouts Missed the Boat: Ways the Name of the New Cookie "Thank U Berry Munch" Could Be Improved
January 11, 2010 Things to Worry About When Choosing an Excerpt for a Reading
January 8, 2010 Self-Promotion
January 7, 2010 Goo, Gool and Glue
January 6, 2010 Feedbag
January 5, 2010 List: Some Completely Reasonable Things Said About Me in Response to This Article
December 21, 2009 Christmas Break
December 18, 2009 The Michael Gross Interview
December 17, 2009 See Daniel Nester and Me Tonight!
December 16, 2009 Sitforfree.com
December 15, 2009 List: No Homo But...
December 14, 2009 Knee-Jerk reactions to These Portraits of World Leaders
December 11, 2009 How to Gauge How Much Cinnamon Is In Your Cereal
December 10, 2009 The Zulkahoyde Christmas Card is Nigh
December 9, 2009 Tips for Holiday Weight Gain
December 8, 2009 List: This Holiday's Deadliest Toys
December 7, 2009 Ideas for Future Lady Gaga Videos
December 4, 2009 "Biggest Loser" Alumni: Where Are They Now?
December 3, 2009 Thanks Tiger, I Accept Your Apology
December 2, 2009 Chicagoans! Tonight!
November 24, 2009 Happy Thanksgiving!
November 24, 2009 Happy Thanksgiving!
November 23, 2009 My Football Play Ideas
November 20, 2009 The Julia Keller Interview
November 19, 2009
November 18, 2009 Some Things I'll Be Doing
November 17, 2009 List: My Biggest Disagreements with People's Sexiest Man Alive Choices Ranked in Order of Increasing Incredulousness
November 16, 2009 What is Your Communications Style?
November 13, 2009 The Steve Hely Interview
November 12, 2009 Things I Done Wrote
November 11, 2009 Tonight!
November 10, 2009 List: Things to Add to Your Cereal to Make it Better
November 9, 2009 Unlikely Animal Friends
November 6, 2009 Bald Bear
November 4, 2009 These New Proposed Cemetery Regulations Are too Strict
November 3, 2009 List: Things This Stationery Catalogue I Got Assumes About Me
November 2, 2009 Why This World Series Sucks
October 30, 2009 This Thing Below is Very Silly
October 29, 2009 Great Things to Overreact to: Forgetting Your Lunch
October 28, 2009 Two Ways to See Me
October 27, 2009 List: Things Khloe Kardashian Can Eventually Turn Her Tattoo Into
October 26, 2009 Hats My Dog Wore This Weekend
October 23, 2009 The Cristina Henríquez Interview
October 22, 2009
October 21, 2009 Hey Teens! Read!
October 16, 2009 A List of Things That I Have Done Or Will Do
October 15, 2009 My Ball
October 14, 2009 Don't Live in California
October 13, 2009 List: Things You Can Buy From the Neiman Marcus Christmas Book
October 12, 2009 Sorry You Married Me
October 9, 2009 The Kim Wayans Interview
October 8, 2009 Housekeeping
October 7, 2009 Animal Violence
October 6, 2009 List: Animals I Petted Last Weekend
October 5, 2009 Reaction Shots to Chicago Losing the 2016 Olympics
October 2, 2009 The Nami Mun Interview
October 1, 2009 The Mug Shots Say It All
September 30, 2009 Halloween is A Month and a Day Away
September 29, 2009 Names of the New Adopted Dogs as Listed in "The Skinny," the Newsletter of the Place Where We Adopted Our Greyhound
September 28, 2009 Read My Face
September 25, 2009 The David Bukszpan Interview
September 24, 2009 So Many Things With My Name On Them
September 23, 2009 My 5th Grade Poetry (Pet Edition).
September 22, 2009 List: What I Got at the Farmer's Market Today
September 21, 2009 Could Angels Be the New Vampires?
September 18, 2009 The Melissa Anelli Interview
September 17, 2009 I was funnier then
September 16, 2009 My Book Has a Song. Does Yours?
September 14, 2009 List: According to Notes Made by My Mother in 1/26/79, Names I Could Have Been Named (and what I would have been like with them)
September 14, 2009 Many Things
September 11, 2009 More Writing
September 9, 2009 Ann Something-Something
September 9, 2009 Typical Scenes from "The Rachel Zoe Project"
September 8, 2009 List: Titles of Articles from 1994 Issues of Evanston Township High School's Freshman Newspaper Freshprint
September 4, 2009 Things! So many things
September 3, 2009 No Big Deal, It Only Took Me 10 Years to Make This Happen
September 2, 2009 Which Of These Things is Most Awesome?
September 1, 2009 List: Reaons Why It Takes So Long to Write a Book
August 28, 2009 The Melissa Walker Interview
August 27, 2009 Running, Runing Straight to Hell
August 26, 2009 Zulkey.com Appearances
August 25, 2009 List: Best Names for Boats
August 24, 2009 If You're a Good Dancer, Please Keep it to Yourself
August 21, 2009 Writings
August 20, 2009 The Truth About Death Panels
August 19, 2009 Brett Favre Just Wants Attention
August 18, 2009 List: Lines from My Forthcoming Book That You Can Feel Free to Tattoo On Yourself
August 17, 2009 I Prefer to Observe Altamont, Thank You Very Much
August 14, 2009 The Nick Reding Interview
August 13, 2009 3 Undeveloped Jokes on a New Yorker Ad
August 11, 2009 10 Ways Stars Bounce Back from Breakup
August 11, 2009 Other Groups This Guy Should Investigate
August 10, 2009 Tattooed Ladies
August 7, 2009 The Kate Harding Interview
August 6, 2009 Writings
August 5, 2009 Nun vs. Sandwich
August 4, 2009 Best Captions from a Site About a Japanese (I Think?) Cat
August 3, 2009 Delayed Responses, Not Necessarily Good Ones
July 31, 2009 The Christopher Beha Interview
July 30, 2009 Do You Know What I Hate?
July 29, 2009 Variations the Creators of "More to Love" Rejected
July 28, 2009 List: Things My Friend Brooke Does at Her Job That Are More Interesting Than Yours
July 27, 2009
July 22, 2009 The Ana Menendez Interview
July 21, 2009 List: Delicious/Beautiful Things I Made This Weekend That I'm Still Proud Of
July 20, 2009 The New York Times is Disrespectful
July 17, 2009 Little Things
July 16, 2009 Disappointing
July 15, 2009 Some to Love
July 14, 2009 Shameless List: Things I Think You Should Check Out
July 13, 2009 I Am Not a "Nestie"
July 10, 2009 More Writings
July 9, 2009 I Watched a Lot of Dancing Last Night
July 8, 2009 Join My Club
July 7, 2009 List: Favorite Excerpts from the Worst Review Ever blog
July 6, 2009 Been Writing Things
July 2, 2009 The Jon Friedman Interview
July 1, 2009 I'm Just Going to Keep Talking Because It Can Only Help Me!
June 30, 2009 Lists: Movies My Husband Forgot About
June 29, 2009 Hey Y'all!
June 26, 2009 The Kasper Hauser Interview
June 25, 2009 An Amazing Day
June 24, 2009 Alternate Takes for the Black Eyed Peas' Line "You so 2000-and-late" in "Boom Boom Pow"
June 23, 2009 List: Paintings of Rottweilers
June 22, 2009 The Better Behavior Wheel for My House
June 19, 2009 Why Killing Off Your Fake Internet Baby Is Dumb
June 18, 2009 Knock it Off, North Korea
June 17, 2009 Lazy Post of the Day: Vortex Experiences
June 15, 2009 Zulkey.com Will Return with New Material on Wednesday
June 12, 2009 The Rob Walker Interview
June 11, 2009 People Don't Understand Animals
June 10, 2009 My Husband Likes the Show "Bridezillas"
June 9, 2009 List: Presented completely without judgment, names of my in-laws' current cats
June 8, 2009 Red Alert, Ladies
June 5, 2009 The Jennifer Koppelman Hutt Interview
June 4, 2009
June 3, 2009
June 2, 2009 List: Favorite-Named Dances from the Evanston Dance Center Recital (the program of which I found at a theater this weekend)
June 1, 2009 One of those times where I wish I was gay
May 29, 2009 Writings
May 28, 2009 Look at that Girl
May 27, 2009 Sorry 'Bout That Curse
May 26, 2009 List: Things Other People are Buying When They Pre-Order My Book
May 22, 2009 The Carol Leifer Interview
May 21, 2009 Finally!
May 20, 2009 Second-to-Last American Idol writeup of the season
May 19, 2009 List: Favorite Contestants from the 2009 Eurovision Contest (based on photos only)
May 18, 2009 What Did Happen
May 15, 2009 The William Lobdell Interview
May 14, 2009 Yesterday
May 13, 2009 Do You Know What Phrase Is Now Completely Useless?
May 12, 2009 List: Most Interesting Entries from the Edgewater Crime Blotter
May 11, 2009 What is wrong with me?
May 8, 2009 Some Guy Offered to Buy My Dog
May 7, 2009
May 6, 2009 Names of Animal Stars in the "Amazing Animals by Samantha" Troupe
May 4, 2009 It's Not Me, It's You
May 1, 2009 The Achy Obejas Interview
April 30, 2009 Writings From Last Night
April 29, 2009 Dog Neighbors
April 28, 2009 List: Paris Hilton's Perfumes And What They Smell Like
April 27, 2009 Obsessed
April 24, 2009 Interviews Forthcoming
April 23, 2009 Conversations with Strangers (via Omegle)
April 22, 2009
April 21, 2009 List: Things I Could Have/Should Have Said to the Guy Who Dropped His Cigarette Wrapper On the Ground This Morning
April 20, 2009 Cake Wars
April 17, 2009 Sedona I Suck
April 16, 2009
April 15, 2009 Kiss My Butt
April 14, 2009 List: Places We Stayed in Arizona and What They're Noted For
April 13, 2009 Sedona Sucks
April 6, 2009 More Entries from Love, Mom
April 3, 2009 The Doree Shafrir Interview
April 2, 2009 busy night last night
April 1, 2009
March 31, 2009 Things That Upset My Dog (And How He Demonstrates It)
March 30, 2009 3 Stories in Excellent Customer Service
March 27, 2009 The Sara Barron Interview
March 26, 2009 Shawty Lo
March 25, 2009 Let's Play a Game
March 24, 2009 List: Things I Don't Want to Hear About for a While
March 23, 2009 Kind of Harsh (and real) Answers from House Beautiful's Article "Green Living Talk Me Down!"
March 20, 2009 This is Cool
March 19, 2009 More TV Writing!
March 18, 2009
March 17, 2009 List: Things I Would Have to Survive on If I Was Trapped In My Office Right Now
March 16, 2009
March 13, 2009 Email I Was Sent by Mistake that Strangely Makes Me Feel Warm and Content
March 12, 2009 I Wrote Two Things Last Night
March 11, 2009 A Stupid Last Will and Testament
March 10, 2009 List: Demanding TV Shows Airing This Season
March 9, 2009 And Here's the Kicker
March 6, 2009
March 5, 2009 Writings
March 4, 2009
March 3, 2009 List: "Things I Love About the Show "RuPaul's Drag Race"
March 2, 2009 Casimir Says Take the Day Off, Eat Some Pierogi
February 27, 2009 Guest Blogger Robert Buscemi: "My Facebook Legend Is SO Vast, and You Are SO Jealous!"
February 26, 2009 Yo Dawg I Herd U Like Memes
February 25, 2009 Moveable Crap
February 24, 2009 List: On-Demand Programs My Friends Justin & Julie Have Watched Only Because Someone Else In Their Building Was Watching Them (The Only Way They Can Watch Things On-Demand, for Some Reason)
February 23, 2009 Thanks and Have Fun Running the Country
February 19, 2009 The Best Athlete in Our House is Not Human
February 18, 2009 Nazis and Paparazzi
February 17, 2009 List: Job Listings I Found Where I Could Be In a Wacky Comedy if I Actually Got the Job
February 16, 2009 Straighten Up and Fly Coach
February 13, 2009 The Greg Robillard Interview
February 12, 2009 Confessions of a Hater
February 11, 2009 Tonight!
February 10, 2009 List: Some Words That Describe Chris Brown and his Physical Activities, According to T.I.
February 9, 2009 Well, I've Done it Again
February 6, 2009 Neti Pot
February 5, 2009 Still Sick
February 4, 2009 Letterman for Governor
February 3, 2009 List: Things I Have Learned from the Show "Intervention"
February 2, 2009 Superb Owl
January 30, 2009 The Steven Watts Interview
January 29, 2009 Ick
January 28, 2009 Bad Puppy
January 27, 2009 List: It Doesn't Take Much to Be the Next Ann Coulter
January 23, 2009 The Stephanie Izard Interview
January 22, 2009 God Help Today's Youth
January 21, 2009 "Marriage Sucks"
January 20, 2009 List: My Easily-Attainable Goals for Barack Obama
January 19, 2009 Things That Taste Better Than and Worse Than Being Thin Feels
January 16, 2009 Reminder! Son of Funny Ha-Ha: Tonight! We start promptly and it'll fill up.
January 15, 2009 hard times hair
January 14, 2009 How I Hope the 2012 Election Goes
January 13, 2009 List: The Stages of Blizzard Buildup
January 12, 2009 Callie94, That's Just Like, Your Opinion, Man
January 9, 2009 The Pete Grosz Interview: Just Under Twenty Questions
January 8, 2009 Examples of Possibly Harmful Bouts of Extreme Laziness from One Day
January 7, 2009 Losing My Religion
January 6, 2009 List: Easily Attainable Yet Not Silly New Years Resolutions for the Soon-To-Be-30-Year-Old
January 4, 2009 My Dog Is A Disappointment
December 17, 2008
December 17, 2008 Bits and Pieces
December 16, 2008 List: Other Names We Considered for Our New Dog Briscoe (Formerly "Polaris")
December 15, 2008
December 12, 2008 The Mark Bazer Interview
December 11, 2008 It's Steve
December 10, 2008 My Blago Story
December 9, 2008 Songs That My Husband And I Have Discovered That We Both Had Stuck In Our Heads At the Same Time
December 8, 2008
December 5, 2008 The Stacy Cordery Interview
December 4, 2008 Boo
December 3, 2008 Writings Not Here
December 2, 2008 List: Side Projects for Plaxico Burress
December 1, 2008
November 25, 2008 List: Things I Like About Thanksgiving (Other Than the Usual Food, Family etc)
November 24, 2008 It's Monday
November 21, 2008 More Writings
November 20, 2008 Writings
November 19, 2008
November 18, 2008 List: Songs I Rocked Out With My Cock 
Out To During My Introduction to Rock Band
November 17, 2008 Second-Hand Stories
November 14, 2008 What I Think I'm Supposed to Be Thinking During the "Four Christmases Trailer"
November 13, 2008 Last Night
November 12, 2008 Why Am I Stocking Up on Guns After the Obama Victory?
November 11, 2008 My Husband's and My Secret Service Names, as Chosen By Each Other
November 10, 2008 Some Writings
November 7, 2008 The Christopher Monks Interview: A Li'l Under Twenty Questions
November 6, 2008 The Negative Campaigning of Aspiring White House Dogs Must Stop
November 5, 2008 Pardon
November 4, 2008 vote
November 3, 2008 A Red-Letter "Day"
October 31, 2008 Listen Up, People:
October 30, 2008 My Husband's Ten Children
October 29, 2008 The Ultimate Game Guide To Your Life!
October 28, 2008 List: Stupidest New Items in the Neiman Marcus Christmas Catalogue
October 27, 2008 Waki Gamez SAYS He's a Best Man...
October 9, 2008 See Ya
October 8, 2008 Some Things I Wish I Had Registered For (That I Could Have, Conceivably)
October 7, 2008 So There Is This Beautiful Model Named Chanel Iman and What I Hate About Her Is Not That She Is Young, Famous, Thin and Beautiful and Rich But Her Name, Because I Think It's Stupid, So Here Are Some Other Things Her Parents Could Have Named Her
October 6, 2008 Wedding Customs
October 3, 2008 The David Rees Interview
October 2, 2008 Fun and Games
October 1, 2008 The End is Nigh
September 30, 2008 List: Things I Added to My Knot.com To-Do List Just So I Could Cross Them Off And Feel Accomplished
September 29, 2008 I am a very fancy and famous person
September 25, 2008
September 24, 2008 ...zzz....
September 23, 2008 List: The Best Apples, in Ascending Order
September 22, 2008 These Are the People In Your Neighborhood (Housewalk)
September 19, 2008 The Michael J. Agovino Interview
September 18, 2008 TV and Jodie Foster
September 17, 2008 STEVE N CLAIRE GET HITCHED by Wakiza Gamez
September 16, 2008 List: Fall Must-Haves
September 15, 2008 It Rained All Weekend
September 12, 2008 The Paul Scheer Interview
September 11, 2008 The Susan Squire Interview
September 10, 2008 Steve Delahoyde Sounds Off (It's Been a While)
September 9, 2008 List: Ways People Conveyed What They Think of Me at the Grocery Store the Other Day, via Their T-Shirts
September 8, 2008 Some Things I Learned On My Camping Trip This Weekend
September 5, 2008 Analyze This Relationship
September 4, 2008 I Told You...
September 3, 2008 Watch It
September 2, 2008 List: A Few More Things Sarah Palin Forgot to Mention
August 29, 2008
August 28, 2008 Two Things I Did
August 27, 2008 Oh, All Right
August 26, 2008 Things I Have Learned About Vegetable-Matter-Based Packing Peanuts
August 25, 2008 Zulkey: the Showering
August 22, 2008 Whoever Barack Obama's Running Mate Is...
August 21, 2008 Surviving the New Depression
August 20, 2008 Zulkey Fugs the Cover
August 19, 2008 List: Sports I Don't Really Believe Exist Outside the Olympics
August 18, 2008 One Of Those Pointless Gripes That Give Blogs a Bad Name
August 15, 2008 The David Pasquesi Interivew
August 14, 2008 You're On Thin Ice, China
August 12, 2008 My Choices for My Wedding Cake
August 11, 2008
August 8, 2008 The Amy Shearn Interview
August 7, 2008 Bad Idea, Brett Favre...
August 6, 2008 Pitches For Some Other Article Ideas re: Obama
August 5, 2008 List: The Names of Some Pieces if I Had My Own Furniture Line at Ikea
August 4, 2008 Dancing Fools
July 31, 2008 I'm Out
July 30, 2008 Ha ha!
July 29, 2008 List: Greyhound Names
July 28, 2008 The Bitch to Be
July 25, 2008 The Honor Moore Interview
July 24, 2008 Whew
July 23, 2008 Helpful Lyrics for Singing Estelle's Part of the Song "American Boy"
July 22, 2008 Come See Me Tonight!
July 21, 2008 Thoughts I Had While Putting on Self-Tanner This Morning:
July 18, 2008 The Miles Harvey Interview: Just Under 20 Questions
July 17, 2008 A commentary on some of the ways InStyle Weddings suggests I personalize my wedding
July 16, 2008 Another Announcement
July 15, 2008 An Announcement on Behalf of Friends at Coudal Partners
July 14, 2008 Retarded Dogs
July 11, 2008 Helpful Lesson
July 10, 2008 The New Jolie-Pitts
July 9, 2008 Just a Chastity Belt Story
July 8, 2008 List: Sherwin Williams Paint Color Names That Make Me Mad for Some Reason
July 7, 2008 Really, ARod?
July 3, 2008 Funny Ha-Ha: Ladies' Night
July 2, 2008 Widespread Panic
July 1, 2008 List: Things That Have Directly Contributed to the Decline of the Content on this Blog
June 30, 2008 Dear Chicago White Sox
June 27, 2008 Little Bits, Little Pieces
June 26, 2008 If You're Having a Hard Time Generating Comments On Your Blog, Here are a Few Post Topics That Will Get Things Going (thanks to Julie's Health Club)
June 25, 2008 Who Rolls in My Entourage?
June 24, 2008 List: Think I Use to Scratch Our Cat to Avoid Allergy Flare-Ups
June 23, 2008 Attention Cubs Fans
June 20, 2008 The Paul F. Tompkins Interview: Just Under Twenty Question
June 19, 2008 My Car Knows the Future
June 18, 2008 I Can't Believe These Things From Active Endeavors are On Sale
June 16, 2008 Things I Hate About My Fiance's Car
June 16, 2008 In a Strange Twist, Instead of Scrutinizing Women For Not Being Pretty Enough, I Accuse Various Ugly Betties of Not Being Ugly Enough
June 13, 2008 Just Under Twenty Questions: The Tim Fite Interview
June 12, 2008 Your Blah Wasn't Your Blah
June 11, 2008 I'm All Over the Envelope
June 10, 2008 List: Some Reasons Why I Would Only Make an "Average" 1930's Housewife
June 9, 2008 What is Wrong With Sneakers At Work Day, You Ask?
June 6, 2008 Little Quickie
June 6, 2008 Little Quickie
June 5, 2008 Half of a Conversation Between Tatum O'Neal and a Police Officer
June 4, 2008 LOOK AT THIS CANDIDATE
June 3, 2008 Signs That the Catalogue You Received in the Mail is Not Meant For You But, in Fact, a Crazy Old Rich Lady
June 2, 2008 Camp Camp
May 30, 2008 The Rob Kutner Interview: Under 20 Questions
May 29, 2008 Note to Hillary: Your T-Shirts are Lame
May 28, 2008 A Tip, to Strip Club Owners, from Claire Zulkey
May 27, 2008 List: Ways in Which My Brother Enjoyed Antagonizing Me At Our Family Lunch Yesterday
May 23, 2008 psst
May 23, 2008
May 22, 2008 American Idol is Over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 20, 2008 Spam I Got That Seems Like the Chorus to a Song
May 20, 2008 List: Celebrities Whose Portrait I Have Painted Onto Black Velvet*
May 19, 2008 The People of Schadenfreude Love and Respect Me as an Artist
May 16, 2008 The Andy Behrman Interview: Somewhere Under Twenty Questions
May 15, 2008 Things I Wrote And Will Do Later Today
May 14, 2008 What I Did Last Night
May 13, 2008 List: Things We Have Tried to Keep Steve's One Bad Cat From Going Where She's Not Supposed To
May 12, 2008 Forget You, Myanmar
May 9, 2008 The Tony Horwitz Interview: Somewhere Under Twenty Questions
May 8, 2008 What I Got Up To Last night
May 7, 2008 Fast Food Follow-Ups
May 6, 2008 List: Things My Current Roommate Felt The Need to Move Into Our New House That I Felt the Need to Relieve Us Of
May 5, 2008 Mouth of the South
April 25, 2008 The John Sellers Interview: Just Under Twenty Questions
April 24, 2008 This Entry Approved by Steve's Newly-Shorn Cats
April 23, 2008 Things That I Wrote Last Night
April 22, 2008 List: Names of Vendors in the Marketplace Section of "Chicago Social Interiors" Magazine
April 21, 2008 From the Department of Lost and Found
April 18, 2008 The Elisa Albert Interview: Just Under Twenty Questions
April 17, 2008 What I've Been Doing While Being a Bad Zulkey.com-er
April 15, 2008
April 14, 2008 The Very First Time I Shot a Gun
April 11, 2008 Writing Recap
April 10, 2008 What I Did Last Night
April 9, 2008 What I'm Doing When I'm Not Doing This
April 8, 2008 List: Some Good Things About Living in a Polygamist Compound
April 7, 2008 You At Least Could Have the Decency to Mention My Dramatic Weight Loss
April 4, 2008 The Lily Koppel Interview: Just Under Twenty Questions
April 2, 2008
March 31, 2008 List: According to the Knot.com, Wedding Planning Things I Am Late For (And My Excuses For Them)
March 31, 2008 From My Future In-Laws
March 28, 2008 The Eugene Robinson Interview
March 25, 2008 List: Ways In Which My Fiance Thinks I am Like a Hobbit (fictional or anthropological)
March 24, 2008 On NCAA Underdogs and Why They Are Great/Awful
March 21, 2008
March 20, 2008 Zulkey.com: Less Frequent But Less Half-Assed
March 19, 2008 My Personal Appearances
March 18, 2008 List: Words to Describe Heather Mills' $50 Million Divorce Settlement from Paul McCartney
March 17, 2008 "Bitch, the water I drink doesn't make a difference to you."
March 14, 2008 The Eric Lerner Interview: Under Twenty Questions
March 13, 2008 Politicians Say the Darndest Things
March 12, 2008 I'll Stand By You
March 11, 2008 List: Things I Like About You
March 10, 2008 Let Me Break This Thing Down
March 7, 2008 The Jad Abumrad Interview: Just Under Twenty Questions
March 6, 2008
March 5, 2008 So! You Want to Lay Someone Off
March 4, 2008 List: Best Anagrams for Barack Obama*
March 3, 2008 I Am Disgusting
February 29, 2008 I Am Going Back to Bed And So Should You
February 28, 2008
February 27, 2008 Over the Moon
February 26, 2008 Things I Hope They Don't Find Out About Me When I Run For President
February 25, 2008 What Part of Oscar Winners' Speeches Gets Cut Off When The Music Plays?
February 22, 2008
February 21, 2008 Zulkey.com Sells Out, and How!
February 20, 2008 My Heroine, In That I Want To Inject Her and Get High Off Her
February 19, 2008 List: What's Fidel Castro Going to Do With His Retirement?
February 18, 2008 Happy President's Day Y'All!
February 15, 2008 The Tom Dolby Interview
February 14, 2008 Lent Stories
February 13, 2008 That's Right...
February 12, 2008 List: Potential Names for the Next Funny Ha-Ha as Brainstormed by My Fiance and Me
February 11, 2008 Just A Few Little Nugs for You Today
February 8, 2008 The Elizabeth Crane Interview
February 7, 2008 Giving it Up
February 6, 2008
February 5, 2008 List: Best Weird Diseases (that I did not make up)
February 4, 2008 Ha Ha Tom Brady
February 1, 2008 Paraphrased Bridal IM Conversation I Had With a Friend of Mine
January 31, 2008 Rem Koolhaas: "I'm Helping!"
January 30, 2008 An Apology to Black People
January 29, 2008 List: What's Kathy Hilton's Secret?
January 28, 2008 Which Candidate Is Right for You?
January 25, 2008 The Jim DeRogatis Interview
January 24, 2008 Walking: To the Extreme!
January 23, 2008 Putting the Maid in Maid of Honor
January 22, 2008 List: Kinds of Snowflakes
January 21, 2008
January 18, 2008 The Jesse Thorn Interview: Somewhat Under Twenty Questions
January 17, 2008 Deaf and Dumb
January 16, 2008 Idol and Per Contra
January 15, 2008 The Character List: Archetypes Most Likely to be Seen Tonight on the American Idol Season Debut
January 14, 2008 "I am so proud of my party and I am so proud of Senator Barack Obama."
January 11, 2008 The Jami Attenberg Interview: Somewhere Between Ten and Twenty Questions
January 10, 2008
January 9, 2008 Hillary's Human Side
January 8, 2008 List: Best And Worst Names Group Names from the 2008 Sketchfest Program (you decide which is which)
January 7, 2008 An Announcement, in the Form of an Email Response Written by Wakiza Gamez in Response to An Actual Announcement Sent by One Steve Delahoyde
December 21, 2007 Christmas Break
December 20, 2007 This Idea was Funnier to Me Until I Started Having to Actually Google Racist Jokes
December 18, 2007 An Ode to Mothers, and I'm Not Talking About the Virgin Mary
December 18, 2007 On The Twelve Days of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me
December 14, 2007 Fun Links For You
December 14, 2007 Foie gras. Cheeseburgers. Chinese spareribs.
December 13, 2007 Women>Men
December 12, 2007 2 Things to Do Tonight, Chicagoans
December 11, 2007 List: How Many Pairs of Boots are Necessary?
December 10, 2007 Green Xmas
December 7, 2007 The Daniel Biss Interview
December 6, 2007 How Hard Should I Party at the Office Holiday Shindig?
December 5, 2007 Ideas for Christian Jugglers on How They Can Widen Their Client Base
December 4, 2007 List: What Could Ruutu Have Been Arrested For?
December 3, 2007 An Exciting New Contest
November 30, 2007 The Anne Elizabeth Moore Interview
November 29, 2007
November 28, 2007
November 27, 2007 Best-Named Forefathers of Our New Puppy
November 26, 2007 John Krasinski=Not Cute Enough
November 21, 2007
November 20, 2007 List: According to Lily Allen's Definition, Other Things That Are Arrogant
November 19, 2007 You Gave Me the Greatest Gift of All....Life
November 16, 2007 The Peter Sagal Interview: Just Under Twenty Questions
November 15, 2007
November 14, 2007 No Wait, I've Got One
November 13, 2007 List: Recent Movies That My Tivo Thought I Would Like and Recorded For Me
November 12, 2007
November 8, 2007 Yep, There I Go Again
November 7, 2007 The Best News I've Heard All Day
November 6, 2007 List: Things Other Than a Baby That Can Explain That 'Bump'
November 5, 2007 Why Didn't Anybody Show Up to My Daylight Savings Party? Again?
November 2, 2007 Celebrities: They're Just Like Us!
November 1, 2007 Filling In the Transitions (In Italics) to a Piece of Spam Email I Received
October 31, 2007 Some Failed Costumes
October 30, 2007 List: Halloween Costumes That Other People Might Not 'Get' Off the Bat
October 29, 2007 Welcome to Scranton
October 24, 2007 I, Claire Zulkey, Present I, California. (By Stacey Grenrock Woods)
October 22, 2007
October 19, 2007 Tonight, Chicagoans
October 17, 2007 A Little Side Work I've Done
October 16, 2007 List: Some of the Most Intriguingly-Named Proposed Panels for South by Southwest 2008
October 15, 2007 From The Year of Living Biblically
October 12, 2007 The Dawn Jackson Blatner Interview
October 11, 2007 I Am Not a Homewrecker
October 10, 2007 Theory: Ron Santo Would Be a Better Announcer if He Used a Few More Exclamation Marks
October 9, 2007 List: Items From the Neiman Marcus Christmas Catalogue You May Buy Me For Christmas Since I Already Have Everything Else I Could Ever Possibly Want or Need
October 8, 2007 I Get Columbus Day Too, Suckers
October 5, 2007 The Mystery Interview
October 4, 2007 The Fall Fashions
October 3, 2007 Zalli
October 2, 2007 List: (real) Bible Themed Baby Shower Games I Found Online
October 1, 2007 No, I Am the Punky QB
September 28, 2007
September 27, 2007 The Chuck Palahniuk Book Club
September 26, 2007 Another Proud Alum
September 25, 2007 Reasons Why I Am Reluctant to Learn Excel
September 24, 2007 Further Fun With New Yorker Ads
September 21, 2007 The Great Bedbug Infestation of 2007
September 20, 2007 The Great Mix Tape of Horrible Professional Sports Theme Songs
September 19, 2007 Kath Scratch Fever
September 18, 2007 List: My Fall Wardrobe Wish List
September 17, 2007 Introducing Zulkey.com's Newest Expert
September 13, 2007 The Ellen Sussman Interview
September 13, 2007 My New Collection
September 12, 2007 Hitting the Classifieds
September 11, 2007 Best Names of London Gangs
September 10, 2007 Sticking it To Me
September 5, 2007 Deadbeat Blogger
August 31, 2007 The Roy Kesey Interview
August 30, 2007
August 29, 2007 Miss South Carolina is Right
August 28, 2007 Favorite Things for People to Needlepoint, According to a Google Image Search for "Needlepoint"
August 27, 2007 Who Came Out On Top At the Teen Choice Awards?
August 24, 2007 The Karen Abbott Interview
August 23, 2007 I Wish We Had a Flood
August 22, 2007 Virtual Hangover
August 21, 2007 Subtle Reminder
August 20, 2007 Plot Points for the New Musical "Cats(Sitting)"
August 17, 2007 Belated Career Advice for the Graduating Class of 2007
August 16, 2007 So, You Think?
August 15, 2007 Ugly Baby
August 14, 2007 Tips for Beating the Heat
August 13, 2007 Back from Break
July 22, 2007 Zulkey.com Hiatus #2
July 20, 2007 The Jean Thompson Interview
July 19, 2007 Helpful Weather Advice Last Night From FOX Chicago
July 18, 2007 Happiness Is a Warm Gun
July 17, 2007
July 16, 2007 Stick This Stick In Your Pipe and Smoke It
July 13, 2007 The Ben Greenman Interview
July 12, 2007 Things I Would Rather Wear On My Head Other Than Hair Endorsed by Paris Hilton
July 11, 2007 There Will Be Hair to Pay
July 10, 2007 List: The Groups That I Belong to on Facebook and Wholeheartedly Believe In
July 9, 2007 The 6 Faces of Claire Zulkey
July 6, 2007 The Finale of the Interview Double-Double Digest: Anil Dash
July 5, 2007 The Zulkey.com Interview Double (Double-Double) Digest Rolls On: The Gary Rudoren and Eric Hoffman Interviews
July 3, 2007 List: Names of Some Fireworks Retailers in Indiana
July 2, 2007 In Honor of Independence Day
June 28, 2007 Interview Double Digest Part Two: Cindy Chupack
June 27, 2007 What's Up With Husbands?
June 27, 2007 Interview Double Digest Part I: Andrew Solomon
June 26, 2007 List: How Many Different Kinds of Badger Hats Are There?
June 25, 2007 Hiya, Moto
June 14, 2007 Summer Vacation #1
June 13, 2007
June 12, 2007
June 11, 2007 Spoil This
June 8, 2007
June 7, 2007 A Cool True-Life Story From My Brother: "The Futurama President"
June 6, 2007 We Have a Winner!
June 5, 2007
June 4, 2007
June 1, 2007 The Joshua Ferris Interview: Somewhat Less Than Twenty Questions
May 31, 2007 Here We Go!
May 30, 2007 For Real!
May 29, 2007 Patience....
May 29, 2007 Testing? Testing!
May 21, 2007 Please Stay Tuned