Some notes to the person who sent me the following from an anonymous email service:

"Your fucking shitty dexter recaps absolutely suck dick.

You're a shit writer."

a.) It's...a TV show. I'd hate to see what you'd write about something real that you feel so strongly about.

b.) It's a free country. Go ahead and read someone else's recaps.

c.) Honestly, your critiquing skills leave something to be desired. I don't even know where to begin to improve based on your input!

d.) I feel bad for the person who cares so deeply about "Dexter" yet is too frightened to actually send an email from his or her own email address and sign it.