The Things Most People Notice Most in State of the Union Addresses
How's the makeup
Who looks good
Who looks bad
Who looks stupid (IE picking at face, etc--not something TV-ready)
Who looks salty
What is he/she saying? (Lipreading)
Who is clapping too much
Who's not clapping at all
Who obviously hates being there
Who's going to die next?
What would I wear if I were there?
Is he still talking?
