The Girl Scouts Missed the Boat: Ways the Name of the New Cookie "Thank U Berry Munch" Could Be Improved
Frank U Berry Munch (a grateful berry cookie shaped like a hot dog)
Crank U Berry Much (full of meth)
Snack U Berry Munch (the cookie perfect for snacking!)
Spank U Berry Munch (the cookie you give out after punishment)
Stank U Berry Munch (the stinkiest cookie the Girl Scouts have to offer)
Ankh U Berry Munch (for Egyptologists)
Hank U Berry Munch (Henry Aaron's preferred fruit-based Girl Scout cookie)
