That my baby is photogenic

That I'm married to someone who doesn't feel weird about taking "normal" photos

That I have a dog that stands still for portraits

That I would have it together enough over the holidays to throw a holiday party and have formal invitations printed up for it

That I would pay for return address stickers

That an endorsement from Gwyneth Paltrow would make me order special Christmas cards

That I'll pay more than "on sale" for Christmas cards