List: Things I Could Have/Should Have Said to the Guy Who Dropped His Cigarette Wrapper On the Ground This Morning
"Excuse me, but you dropped this."
"Smokers are jokers!"
"Keep Chicago beautiful!"
"Are you serious?"
Instead I did nothing because I was in a hurry, plus I figured he littered right near the Magnificent Mile, which gets cleaned instantly, but if the guy had done it near my house, which is a trash-magnet, boy howdy was he in for it (and then, probably I would be too, since everyone loves a pushy neat freak).

