She's allergic to the sun, pollen, oxygen and human touch, and hence must live in a plastic bubble

Daughter Bristol is actually gay but Palin encouraged her to get pregnant in order to counteract vicious rumors

She fell asleep during "The Passion of the Christ"

She keeps a little vial of cocaine underneath her hairdo

She used to dance, exotically, under the name Frosty Tits

Those glasses have no lenses

She thinks old men are gross