I'd heard that animals can be retarded but I had never really believed it. It seemed like nature wouldn't really let it happen, that they would be eaten by their mothers, or something like it.

Well I was watching "Best Week Ever" this week and they showed a clip from the show "I Love Money" on Vh1. Megan, who I had previously liked on "Beauty and the Geek," said that she wanted to raise money to help, yes, retarded dogs. Why? Because her dog was retarded. Then they showed this:

OK, that dog is clearly retarded.

Now I know.