List: Things We Have Tried to Keep Steve's One Bad Cat From Going Where She's Not Supposed To
A gate with tinfoil on it
A gate with a towel draped over it
A gate with a towel draped over it with some anti-cat spray sprayed on it
A gate with a towel draped over it with some anti-cat spray sprayed on it with a ssscat in front of it
A gate with a towel draped over it with a Joan Miro matted poster propped up in in front of it
A new gate (upcoming)
A scat mat (upcoming; not endorsed by me, for the record)
The basement

