Paraphrased Bridal IM Conversation I Had With a Friend of Mine
Friend: Just FYI I"m going to call you bridezilla from now on.
ME: That's fine. I am one. I'm totally out of control. I forbade my Maid of Honor from whitening her teeth so mine would look whiter in comparison.
Friend: You mean I'M not your Maid of Honor? Just kidding.
ME: Your face doesn't go with my dress.
