How does it feel to be such a gigantic loser, you loser? Only a loser would have the Super Bowl snatched away from him in the last minute of the game. Only a major failure would lead his team to an 18 and 1 season. Only a bad quarterback lets himself get sacked.

So I hope you can figure out how to hold your head high again one of these days. Maybe you can convince yourself to take pride in your classic good looks, your supermodel girlfriend, your millions of dollars, and your otherwise good record.

But I doubt it. Because YOU LOST.

PS: Call me.