May 28, 2008 A Tip, to Strip Club Owners, from Claire Zulkey
May 27, 2008 List: Ways in Which My Brother Enjoyed Antagonizing Me At Our Family Lunch Yesterday
May 23, 2008 psst
May 23, 2008
May 22, 2008 American Idol is Over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 20, 2008 Spam I Got That Seems Like the Chorus to a Song
May 20, 2008 List: Celebrities Whose Portrait I Have Painted Onto Black Velvet*
May 19, 2008 The People of Schadenfreude Love and Respect Me as an Artist
May 16, 2008 The Andy Behrman Interview: Somewhere Under Twenty Questions
May 15, 2008 Things I Wrote And Will Do Later Today
May 14, 2008 What I Did Last Night
May 13, 2008 List: Things We Have Tried to Keep Steve's One Bad Cat From Going Where She's Not Supposed To
May 12, 2008 Forget You, Myanmar
May 9, 2008 The Tony Horowitz Interview: Somewhere Under Twenty Questions
May 8, 2008 What I Got Up To Last night
May 7, 2008 Fast Food Follow-Ups
May 6, 2008 List: Things My Current Roommate Felt The Need to Move Into Our New House That I Felt the Need to Relieve Us Of
May 5, 2008 Mouth of the South
April 25, 2008 The John Sellers Interview: Just Under Twenty Questions
April 24, 2008 This Entry Approved by Steve's Newly-Shorn Cats
April 23, 2008 Things That I Wrote Last Night
April 22, 2008 List: Names of Vendors in the Marketplace Section of "Chicago Social Interiors" Magazine
April 21, 2008 From the Department of Lost and Found
April 18, 2008 The Elisa Albert Interview: Just Under Twenty Questions
April 17, 2008 What I've Been Doing While Being a Bad Zulkey.com-er
April 15, 2008
April 14, 2008 The Very First Time I Shot a Gun
April 11, 2008 Writing Recap
April 10, 2008 What I Did Last Night
April 9, 2008 What I'm Doing When I'm Not Doing This
April 8, 2008 List: Some Good Things About Living in a Polygamist Compound
April 7, 2008 You At Least Could Have the Decency to Mention My Dramatic Weight Loss
April 4, 2008 The Lily Koppel Interview: Just Under Twenty Questions
April 2, 2008
March 31, 2008 List: According to the Knot.com, Wedding Planning Things I Am Late For (And My Excuses For Them)
March 31, 2008 From My Future In-Laws
March 28, 2008 The Eugene Robinson Interview
March 25, 2008 List: Ways In Which My Fiance Thinks I am Like a Hobbit (fictional or anthropological)
March 24, 2008 On NCAA Underdogs and Why They Are Great/Awful
March 21, 2008
March 20, 2008 Zulkey.com: Less Frequent But Less Half-Assed
March 19, 2008 My Personal Appearances
March 18, 2008 List: Words to Describe Heather Mills' $50 Million Divorce Settlement from Paul McCartney
March 17, 2008 "Bitch, the water I drink doesn't make a difference to you."
March 14, 2008 The Eric Lerner Interview: Under Twenty Questions
March 13, 2008 Politicians Say the Darndest Things
March 12, 2008 I'll Stand By You
March 11, 2008 List: Things I Like About You
March 10, 2008 Let Me Break This Thing Down
March 7, 2008 The Jad Abumrad Interview: Just Under Twenty Questions
March 6, 2008
March 5, 2008 So! You Want to Lay Someone Off
March 4, 2008 List: Best Anagrams for Barack Obama*
March 3, 2008 I Am Disgusting
February 29, 2008 I Am Going Back to Bed And So Should You
February 28, 2008
February 27, 2008 Over the Moon
February 26, 2008 Things I Hope They Don't Find Out About Me When I Run For President
February 25, 2008 What Part of Oscar Winners' Speeches Gets Cut Off When The Music Plays?
February 22, 2008
February 21, 2008 Zulkey.com Sells Out, and How!
February 20, 2008 My Heroine, In That I Want To Inject Her and Get High Off Her
February 19, 2008 List: What's Fidel Castro Going to Do With His Retirement?
February 18, 2008 Happy President's Day Y'All!
February 15, 2008 The Tom Dolby Interview
February 14, 2008 Lent Stories
February 13, 2008 That's Right...
February 12, 2008 List: Potential Names for the Next Funny Ha-Ha as Brainstormed by My Fiance and Me
February 11, 2008 Just A Few Little Nugs for You Today
February 8, 2008 The Elizabeth Crane Interview
February 7, 2008 Giving it Up
February 6, 2008
February 5, 2008 List: Best Weird Diseases (that I did not make up)
February 4, 2008 Ha Ha Tom Brady
February 1, 2008 Paraphrased Bridal IM Conversation I Had With a Friend of Mine
January 31, 2008 Rem Koolhaas: "I'm Helping!"
January 30, 2008 An Apology to Black People
January 29, 2008 List: What's Kathy Hilton's Secret?
January 28, 2008 Which Candidate Is Right for You?
January 25, 2008 The Jim DeRogatis Interview
January 24, 2008 Walking: To the Extreme!
January 23, 2008 Putting the Maid in Maid of Honor
January 22, 2008 List: Kinds of Snowflakes
January 21, 2008
January 18, 2008 The Jesse Thorn Interview: Somewhat Under Twenty Questions
January 17, 2008 Deaf and Dumb
January 16, 2008 Idol and Per Contra
January 15, 2008 The Character List: Archetypes Most Likely to be Seen Tonight on the American Idol Season Debut
January 14, 2008 "I am so proud of my party and I am so proud of Senator Barack Obama."
January 11, 2008 The Jami Attenberg Interview: Somewhere Between Ten and Twenty Questions
January 10, 2008
January 9, 2008 Hillary's Human Side
January 8, 2008 List: Best And Worst Names Group Names from the 2008 Sketchfest Program (you decide which is which)
January 7, 2008 An Announcement, in the Form of an Email Response Written by Wakiza Gamez in Response to An Actual Announcement Sent by One Steve Delahoyde
December 21, 2007 Christmas Break
December 20, 2007 This Idea was Funnier to Me Until I Started Having to Actually Google Racist Jokes
December 18, 2007 An Ode to Mothers, and I'm Not Talking About the Virgin Mary
December 18, 2007 On The Twelve Days of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me
December 14, 2007 Fun Links For You
December 14, 2007 Foie gras. Cheeseburgers. Chinese spareribs.
December 13, 2007 Women>Men
December 12, 2007 2 Things to Do Tonight, Chicagoans
December 11, 2007 List: How Many Pairs of Boots are Necessary?
December 10, 2007 Green Xmas
December 7, 2007 The Daniel Biss Interview
December 6, 2007 How Hard Should I Party at the Office Holiday Shindig?
December 5, 2007 Ideas for Christian Jugglers on How They Can Widen Their Client Base
December 4, 2007 List: What Could Ruutu Have Been Arrested For?
December 3, 2007 An Exciting New Contest
November 30, 2007 The Anne Elizabeth Moore Interview
November 29, 2007
November 28, 2007
November 27, 2007 Best-Named Forefathers of Our New Puppy
November 26, 2007 John Krasinski=Not Cute Enough
November 21, 2007
November 20, 2007 List: According to Lily Allen's Definition, Other Things That Are Arrogant
November 19, 2007 You Gave Me the Greatest Gift of All....Life
November 16, 2007 The Peter Sagal Interview: Just Under Twenty Questions
November 15, 2007
November 14, 2007 No Wait, I've Got One
November 13, 2007 List: Recent Movies That My Tivo Thought I Would Like and Recorded For Me
November 12, 2007
November 8, 2007 Yep, There I Go Again
November 7, 2007 The Best News I've Heard All Day
November 6, 2007 List: Things Other Than a Baby That Can Explain That 'Bump'
November 5, 2007 Why Didn't Anybody Show Up to My Daylight Savings Party? Again?
November 2, 2007 Celebrities: They're Just Like Us!
November 1, 2007 Filling In the Transitions (In Italics) to a Piece of Spam Email I Received
October 31, 2007 Some Failed Costumes
October 30, 2007 List: Halloween Costumes That Other People Might Not 'Get' Off the Bat
October 29, 2007 Welcome to Scranton
October 24, 2007 I, Claire Zulkey, Present I, California. (By Stacey Grenrock Woods)
October 22, 2007
October 19, 2007 Tonight, Chicagoans
October 17, 2007 A Little Side Work I've Done
October 16, 2007 List: Some of the Most Intriguingly-Named Proposed Panels for South by Southwest 2008
October 15, 2007 From The Year of Living Biblically
October 12, 2007 The Dawn Jackson Blatner Interview
October 11, 2007 I Am Not a Homewrecker
October 10, 2007 Theory: Ron Santo Would Be a Better Announcer if He Used a Few More Exclamation Marks
October 9, 2007 List: Items From the Neiman Marcus Christmas Catalogue You May Buy Me For Christmas Since I Already Have Everything Else I Could Ever Possibly Want or Need
October 8, 2007 I Get Columbus Day Too, Suckers
October 5, 2007 The Mystery Interview
October 4, 2007 The Fall Fashions
October 3, 2007 Zalli
October 2, 2007 List: (real) Bible Themed Baby Shower Games I Found Online
October 1, 2007 No, I Am the Punky QB
September 28, 2007
September 27, 2007 The Chuck Palahniuk Book Club
September 26, 2007 Another Proud Alum
September 25, 2007 Reasons Why I Am Reluctant to Learn Excel
September 24, 2007 Further Fun With New Yorker Ads
September 21, 2007 The Great Bedbug Infestation of 2007
September 20, 2007 The Great Mix Tape of Horrible Professional Sports Theme Songs
September 19, 2007 Kath Scratch Fever
September 18, 2007 List: My Fall Wardrobe Wish List
September 17, 2007 Introducing Zulkey.com's Newest Expert
September 13, 2007 The Ellen Sussman Interview
September 13, 2007 My New Collection
September 12, 2007 Hitting the Classifieds
September 11, 2007 Best Names of London Gangs
September 10, 2007 Sticking it To Me
September 5, 2007 Deadbeat Blogger
August 31, 2007 The Roy Kesey Interview
August 30, 2007
August 29, 2007 Miss South Carolina is Right
August 28, 2007 Favorite Things for People to Needlepoint, According to a Google Image Search for "Needlepoint"
August 27, 2007 Who Came Out On Top At the Teen Choice Awards?
August 24, 2007 The Karen Abbott Interview
August 23, 2007 I Wish We Had a Flood
August 22, 2007 Virtual Hangover
August 21, 2007 Subtle Reminder
August 20, 2007 Plot Points for the New Musical "Cats(Sitting)"
August 17, 2007 Belated Career Advice for the Graduating Class of 2007
August 16, 2007 So, You Think?
August 15, 2007 Ugly Baby
August 14, 2007 Tips for Beating the Heat
August 13, 2007 Back from Break
July 22, 2007 Zulkey.com Hiatus #2
July 20, 2007 The Jean Thompson Interview
July 19, 2007 Helpful Weather Advice Last Night From FOX Chicago
July 18, 2007 Happiness Is a Warm Gun
July 17, 2007
July 16, 2007 Stick This Stick In Your Pipe and Smoke It
July 13, 2007 The Ben Greenman Interview
July 12, 2007 Things I Would Rather Wear On My Head Other Than Hair Endorsed by Paris Hilton
July 11, 2007 There Will Be Hair to Pay
July 10, 2007 List: The Groups That I Belong to on Facebook and Wholeheartedly Believe In
July 9, 2007 The 6 Faces of Claire Zulkey
July 6, 2007 The Finale of the Interview Double-Double Digest: Anil Dash
July 5, 2007 The Zulkey.com Interview Double (Double-Double) Digest Rolls On
July 3, 2007 List: Names of Some Fireworks Retailers in Indiana
July 2, 2007 In Honor of Independence Day
June 28, 2007 Interview Double Digest Part Two: Cindy Chupack
June 27, 2007 What's Up With Husbands?
June 27, 2007 Interview Double Digest Part I: Andrew Solomon
June 26, 2007 List: How Many Different Kinds of Badger Hats Are There?
June 25, 2007 Hiya, Moto
June 14, 2007 Summer Vacation #1
June 13, 2007
June 12, 2007
June 11, 2007 Spoil This
June 8, 2007
June 7, 2007 A Cool True-Life Story From My Brother: "The Futurama President"
June 6, 2007 We Have a Winner!
June 5, 2007
June 4, 2007
June 1, 2007 The Joshua Ferris Interview: Somewhat Less Than Twenty Questions
May 31, 2007 Here We Go!
May 30, 2007 For Real!
May 29, 2007 Patience....
May 29, 2007 Testing? Testing!
May 21, 2007 Please Stay Tuned